Kentucky Mushroom Wallop

When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks

I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me

by Spidey81 January 24, 2018

Us-Slam-Wallop-Boom

When a Muslim country fails at something. Its the equivalent of saying 'You got knocked the fuck out" (from the movie "Friday") when someone 'kicks your ass'. Rhymes with Us-salam-allik-Oom.

Pakistan got Us-Slam-Wallop-Boomed out of Kargil heights.

by Wansapanatyme February 5, 2023

mud walloper

a mud walloper is a gay guy that stands in a shower with other gay guys that are jerking off on each other

pl. mud wallopers

The ad in the paper read - Mud wallopers wanted

by anonymous October 5, 2025

Fatty wallop

To score a goal in a game of pork skin.

I say, our team got a fatty wallop against New England, my dear boy.

by Onesto November 28, 2021

Wallop of Cod

Tale of extreme fabrication, culprits are usually baked.

Bruv that's codswallop!

Nah bruv, that was a Wallop of Cod!

by Fatheroftitan November 11, 2017

Wallop On The Way

When a scumbag whore in Thailand get merked by a guy gangsta style. Usually involves extreme prejudice and no mercy.

I’m bout to cop a piece and go Wallop on The Way with this ho Lek.

Wa was shot 9 times in the face by my boy Matt. He went Wallop on The Way straight up.

by whoreslayer September 8, 2018

Wallop

1) To be stuck in reverse
2) To activate (wallop mode)

Me and the main men were having a few shandys when suddenly Pingu Mc shouted "wallop"

by Greenhills101 August 12, 2022