vegan 

1. Someone who does not eat meat, milk, eggs, or any other product that comes from animals (even honey).

2. Murderer of innocent vegetables.

3. Thinks a meatless diet stops animal suffering when it actually adds to it, since raising and harvesting vegetables mean that animals lose their habit, as well as:
• Being killed by pesticides
• Mangled by machinery
• Trampled beneath the tractors
• Shot dead by farmers protecting the crops from pests
• Being torn apart by the farmer's dogs who guard the crops.

4. Some vegans live and let live, accepting and allowing others to eat meat and milk without hassling them. But some push their views onto others, becoming violent if people do not agree with them (Veganazi).

Hey, vegans! Don't worry about all the rabbits who were killed so that Cris P. Carrot enters your stomach and not theirs!
I mean, isn't it better that after they were alive to experience the incredible pain of being mutilated? It's oh so much better than being killed instantly and almost painlessly by a hunter or slaughter equipment, isn't it?

vegan by Jei November 30, 2004

Vegan 

Someone who chooses to not eat anything animal.

A vegan who puts sufficient effort in to learning how to eat a healthy vegan diet is not unhealthy and skeletal looking, like some vegans who lack knowledge of what constitutes a healthy vegan diet.

A vegan puts effort in to their food choices that goes beyond "convenience food" and is healthier than the Standard American Diet--which gives them a good chance of not dieing from one of the major causes of old-age related death in the Western world--heart disease--and perhaps even cancer, depending on the diet.

A vegan learns that cows milk or other animal's milk are not the only sources of calcium. Protein and other things thought to only come from animals, can also come from vegetarian sources. In fact, with a little culinary knowledge it is easy to eat a wide variety of tasty vegetarian dishes--India's been doing it for thousands of years!

A vegan may know that it is not only protein that accounts for muscle growth, any knowledgeable body-builder can attest to that. Nutrients such as Zinc, b-vitamins, and a generally healthy diet are absolutely critical to muscle growth. Something meat is generally high in, but can be had from a vegan diet.

Avi R. Lehyani, a vegan body builder, who resides in Israel and is on the website veganbodybuilding dot com, is proof that vegans can be strong--contrary to some peoples ignorance. Who can bench press 380lbs and can rack lift 836lbs.

Guy who has experience with one vegan before learning about veganism: Frank just become a vegan, he's been raving about it for the last few months to everyone he knows! ... judging and praising people intensely. He looks very skinny, he's obviously not eating right. He probably needs some meat in his diet or something to get his calcium... there's 'no way' he can get enough of those in his diet!

Guy after seeing the people from veganbodybuilding dot com and having been a vegan for several years:

I had no idea vegans could be so strong until I saw Avi Lehyani, these guys know how to be strong AND vegan, what a seeming contradiction! When I first went vegan I had no idea how to be anything over 120lbs, then i started eating right and I gained over 10lbs a month, what a difference healthy eating makes! It IS possible to be strong and be vegan!

Vegan by gerdunga April 13, 2010

VEGAN 

A person who dosen't consume animal products. They are unamerican, probably communist, and in the case of the male vegan most likely a homosexual.

That vegan guy goes to the gay bath house too much.

VEGAN by Joe1961 April 12, 2005

Vegan 

a person who cannot accept the cruel, natural order of life on this planet.

from this standpoint, they tend to abstain from all things regarded as coming from an animal, which foolishly denies them all foods which are tasty. as a result, the rest of us get to eat more chocolate, cheese, butter and meat. delicious meat.

the fact that these products create a pleasurable taste/smell is because the brain approves of the nuitritional content, but through the tragic infliction of the brain rotting disease; veganism. the subjects maintain that the moderate eating omnivore is risking their own long term health by consuming them. invariably they look on meat eaters/leather wearers as some kind of evil, set on the idea of inflicting pain on animals because we're lazy.
the sad irony of the preaching vegan is that they dont tend to realise that the only torturous behaviour is theirs. tell it to the lions, because im not listening any more.

vegan of the 16th century: because of my diet of nuts and grass saplings i will live a long, healthy and morally superior life...
(that winter the poor fool died of cold explosure because they refused to use leather)

Vegan by bluefish July 17, 2004

Vegan 

Unlike most forms of retardation, veganism is a choice. Common symptoms of veganism include the loss of friends, being beat up and being rightfully labeled as a faggot.

Synonyms: Faggot, Retard, Homo, Loser.

Hey Barry, want bacon and eggs for breakfast?

No sorry, I'm a vegan/retard.

Vegan by Anderson-Kun February 13, 2017

Vegan 

Known to many as a modern day Nazi, the VEGAN is someone who refuses to eat meat, eggs, dairy products, or any other food that is made from that of animal products. People who are mostly vegans include soccer moms, girls with eating disorders, preps/preppies, members of the imfamous terrorist organization known as PETA, people who are obsessed with perserving the enviorment, and morons with more morals than brains. Vegans suffer from lack of protein, which causes diseases such as anemia, an unhealthy look, and a snobbish attitute to those who do not share the vegan's point of views.

Because she was a vegan, Madison became known to her classmates as "skeletor girl" because she looked like a skeleton, due to her lack of protein. Madison also was obsessed with animal rights and had begun insulting people at her school who wore leather and ate meat. Needless to say, she was her school's most hated student.

Vegan by smart_girl July 16, 2003

Vegan 

Vegetarians that not only choose to avoid ALL animal products, but also impose their beliefs on those of others.

Also, grain used in feeding cattle is not suitable for human consumption.

This vegan bitch told me to put down my hot dog, so i rammed it into her temple and gave her a strawberry milkshake.

Vegan by ben May 13, 2005