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Video Games 

Interactive games with video and audio. Many video games first created were simple, video games now are very interactive, like the Wii, XB360 and PS3. The definitions for video games/systems on this sight are just fanboys trying to make there company sound cool by saying things like "wii owns XB360 sucks ass and is a waste of money." Why can't we all admit that All video game systems are greaT?
Tom: "Lets go play some video games on the Wii, 360, and PS3."
Jeff: "Yeah because we like them all equally!"
Video Games by Jonny Phone March 12, 2007
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video game drivin 

when you are so sleep deprived that it feels like you're in a video game when you are driving.

can be related to bein up on meth for too long or pullin all nighters for school
don't be gettin cocky w/ that video game drivin now... u've been up for days!
video game drivin by talkin real December 9, 2009

video games 

The only form of entertainment besides music that is actually fun and interesting anymore.
I hardly watch TV, but I LOVE video games. :)
video games by Marco K. May 19, 2010

Video Game hacker 

A retard who gets neglected by their parents and is bad at a certain games so they download hacks and try to ruin other peoples fun. They are annoying and nobody likes them.
"Hey, look, a hacker!"

"Why is he hacking"

"he's a retard, thats why"

"oh."

"Yeah."

"what is hacking"

"A Video game hacker is a A retard who gets neglected by their parents and is bad at a certain games so they download hacks and try to ruin other peoples fun. They are annoying and nobody likes them."
Video Game hacker by Johnsjohnsss January 7, 2021

video games 

a true test of skill, unless you have it on fuckin easy you nerd!
Nerd: Hey, I just beat Legend of Zelda
Gamer: Who hasnt, motha fucka!
video games by Jay C October 4, 2003

Video Game Elitist 

Commentary:

Video game elitists are impotent, socially retarded fucksticks who honestly believe, with sincerity, that being able to push buttons and make simulated shit happen with any skill, is impressive to anyone over the age of eight and with an I.Q. higher than "drug testing chimp...'s post-flung shit".

In general, elitists of any kind, just standing around, are pathetic. It really should be legal, that if you saw an elitist, out assholing around town (or whatever they do) you could just wallop the bastard out of them for a good free minute, before being arrested and hauled off to court, where, you would receive a slap on the wrist. And by "slap on the wrist", I mean dinner for two at your choice of local, mid-range sit-down eateries.

In fact, the judge should award you a handful of Mrs. Fields cookies and hardy thank you for a job well done.
"You're doing God's work, Elitist basher!!!"

A -video game- elitist is so shitty, that they should, pretty much, be beaten all day long.
They should roll out of bed...directly into someone's fist and, the beating should last from that moment, to about the time they're knocked unconscious at night (after a long, hard day of "owning nubs", "pwning scrubs" and defecating into an official, limited edition, Unreal Tournament 3 Leet Helper "shitting bucket".
Video Game Elitist example that I was too tired, stupid and/or apathetic to write.

Video Game 

(n.) Vid•e•o Game


1. An escape from the real world.

2. One of zillions of ways to spend twenty dollars.

3. Or, as the The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition would say, "An electronic or computerized game played by manipulating images on a video display or television screen."
Boy's Mother: *sigh* I swear! All that boy ever does is video games, video games, and more video games!