Uterusaurus 

A uterus that has the ability to rip through anything, including emotions and happiness. The Uterusaurus is not from the Jurassic era, nor is it a mythical creature. It lives deep within every normal Uterus waiting for the most inopportune moment to strike.

My girlfriend and I made plans to go out tonight, and I was totally going to get some, but her Uterusaurus arose from the pits of hell and cock-blocked me. I ended up having to bring her ice cream and cuddle.

Uterusaurus by woodymanp April 8, 2010

Uteeni

sound the Jawas make. Epecially when you shoot them. Or blow 'em up.

"Uteeni!" said the little jawa.

Uteeni by Soapy5 December 17, 2003

uterus lottery 

Slang term for being born to a more / less privileged family.

Even though many celebrities have won the uterus lottery, many of them are morally deficient because of it.

uterus lottery by Jonas W January 6, 2008

uterosity 

(n.) The fertility, or "baby making" status of a woman's uterus.

"I think your wife is really amp'd to have a baby, bro."

"Yea. She's gonna have it now 'cause her uterosity is gonna be shot soon."

uterosity by chelthing February 2, 2010

utensil slapped 

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.

Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.

utensil slapped by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010

uterine souffle

A light, fluffy, baked cake made with egg yolks and beaten egg whites combined with various other ingredients, blended, and subsequently poured into a women's uterus.

Sara woke from her illegal drug induced coma and noticed Martha Stewart was under her pajamas eating a uterine souffle.

uterine souffle by mad max12345 October 22, 2010

uteswag 

1. A swag for designed for utility vehicles only.
2. In Australia, the term uteswag is widely referred as a portable shelter used for camping or outdoor sleeping in the comfort and security of your ute. With the incorporation of a hardlid, draping down the sides with a door at the rear to offer protection from the elements and flying insects.

1. Can you see my uteswag on my ute

2 a uteswag is designed so you can sleep in the back of a ute, protecting you from the elements.

uteswag by Uteswag 1 April 11, 2018