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Udder shudder

Forming a ladies breast into an udder and stimulating one’s anus with it
John likes to perform the “udder shudder” with his wife
by Johnny hubbert February 8, 2024
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udder chaos

When you have drunken sex with a girl with huge tits.
We hooked up last night it was udder chaos.
by Richard Manuel March 9, 2021
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sig udder

"significant other" commonly referring to a female, but applicable to those 'packing' a "skin pastry bag" as well !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)

udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !
my sig udder is going to "grind the poison" out of me !

i'm waiting for my sig udder !
by michael foolsley September 27, 2022
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Death Udders

When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.
by GUSHING ANAL BADGER December 14, 2010
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twisting my udder

When somethings surprising or causes confusion.
"Joeys only a sophmore?! Man you've gotta be twisting my udder!!"
by Celendine February 14, 2023
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monkey udders

non-appealing breasts.
'check out the monkey udders on that slut'

OR

'she got 3 kids, her tits will be like monkey udders'
by hank grolok December 18, 2011
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Udder-sucker

I went out last night and this udder-sucker was talking about how he fucked his cousin last night
by Justine4421 July 10, 2022
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