by MrDarth January 04, 2016
When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.
Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.
Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!
2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...
Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!
Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!
2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...
Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!
by CowUdder February 29, 2012
We hooked up last night it was udder chaos.
by Richard Manuel March 09, 2021
Boy 1: Oi man, send me a suck on that passion udder.
Boy 2: Off to Saino’s G, i’ll grip a couple udders no doubt.
Boy 2: Off to Saino’s G, i’ll grip a couple udders no doubt.
by Slickrickyoyo January 04, 2019
When a woman with large breasts smacks herself in the head with one or both of them as the result of sudden up & down movement.
Riley's sports bra failed her, and she ended up giving herself a steady barrage of udder uppercuts on her evening run. Luckily, she managed to avoid a knocker knockout.
by McMurray515 May 14, 2024
Dude, I got lucky last night, and she was totally milking the back udder, if you know what I mean ;)
by KANT D3Ni November 20, 2017
What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.
If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023