Twonga

Possibly the best turbo money cam buy.
No, wait, THE best aftermarket turbo money can buy.
It was created after several years of research, design and testing by the Ted Wong Racing team

Bruce: Yeah moite, I just got myself some Twonga XJ20's!
Theodore: FRICKEN SWEET!!
Bruce: Yeah i know! This is gonna be the fastest Excel on the road moite.
Theodore: No doubt, no doubt!
Bruce: Lets get some VB!

by Ted_Wong October 16, 2005

Tongan

A Tongan is someone: Male or Female who is one hundred million times smarter and more educated then anyone who has said anything remotely negative about (Tonga/Tongans) That includes the person who has last put his/her definition (Rubbish ideas) about Tongans on this site.. Obviuosly you cant use big words aye! Thats alright its not your fault! Just ask the unemployment department to sponsor you so you can attend a course or special English language seminar, instead of using your last $5.50 from the weekly doll to pay to sit by yourself in the corner of a video ezy computer cafe to write about something you have no idea what so ever about!!!!

Theres no need to hate, but i myself considered what a few small minded people had said. I myself am a Tongan and find some of the definitions to be a bit far fetched.

by siaosi March 5, 2007

Tongated

The act of someone having their ass absolutely clapped in a fight.

"Did you hear what happened to Eric yesterday. He got tongated again, now he's 0-7."

by Chris Browns Wife November 8, 2018

Tongans

Fat lazy smelly cunts who dont have any money or skills. They come to New Zealand and steal from our economy and give absolutely nothing back except from supplying our prison guards with jobs.

Those fat lazy stinky tongans stole from my dairy.

by unhappynewzealander March 2, 2011

Tongan

Tongans are a very ugly and dishonest race of primitive proto humans. They are only half evolved compared to modern humans and they have the physical features of Neandertals. They have large physique, and are almost always overweight. Tongans possess some of the ugliest facial features on earth, with their ugly broad noses, heavy melanin infused skin, ugly greasy hair. Don't ever hire a Tongan to do any construction or yard work or house improvement work. Despite their claim to be Christians, they have no moral scruples and will lie their teeth out to get you to hire them by low-balling their bids only to cheat you big time later by jacking up the prices. And if you don't pay up they will threaten to use physical violence and other illegal tactics to squeeze money out of you. Stay away from Tongans and don't touch them with a 10-meter pole, if they came knocking on your door to do home improvement work for you.

Tongans are crooks. I wouldn't touch a stinking, ugly dishonest Tongan with a 10-meter pole.

by don't like Tongans August 29, 2011

tonga

Take Longer --> combine the two together and you get 'tonga'. Basically instead of sarcastically saying to someone when they are taking ages, "take longer", you just say "tonga" in a sarcastic tone. I.e. HURRY UP

Someone is taking shitloads of time to get ready........ "Oi....... TONGA!!!!' achshav 4

by acshav 4 May 4, 2006

Tongan

Tongans are some of the biggest people on earth because of their muscle and, or fat. We excell in the sports rugby and football And will kick your ass if you mess with us.We take it offensively if you think we are Samoan. We are much stronger and much mare agressive than Samoans. The Tongan flag is mostly red but every single Tongan in the world is a crip TCG. KINGDOM OF TONGA

Don't ask me to give an example because Ima kick ya ass because Im Tongan

by Haakuu12 October 29, 2007