time travelling

The act of blacking out as a result of excess consumption of alcohol.

I don't remember anything from last night, I was time travelling for 4 or 5 hours strong after those tequila shots.

by WaterStreetManiac August 31, 2008

Hector The Time Travelling Midget

A man from the year 2098 who was much different than the rest of the people at that time, for he was only 3' tall. Everyone else in the world was at the shortest about 5' 2". This troubled Hector cause he was always picked on and people would throw him around much like a football. It being the year 2098, time travel had already been invented about 23 years ago. Hector thought about using time travel to change history so that there would be more short people like him. After acquiring the means to travel through time (which cost him $18.75 on Ebay), Hector travelled back in time many times, but was always thwarted in his attempt to make more short people. After many attempts Hector finally travelled back to the Primordial Soup. The goo that started all life sat before him. Sitting and pondering what to do to change history, Hector came up with the grandest of schemes. "Ah ha!", said Hector. "I will contaminate this ooze with my own ooze.", Hector shouted with glee. After an intense one and a half minutes of self gratification (Everything is shorter for midgets), he dumped his load into the soup causing a mass fusion of his "little" genes into the normal genes. After many eons of Evolution, thanks to Hector's deeds, we have been blessed with many small creatures. This is how the Pterodactyl became the chicken. Its how the shark became the goldfish. Its also how we got actors like Verne Troyer. No one knows what happened to Hector. My thoughts are that since he fucked with the timeline he never came to be. Poor, poor Hector. All this to make a friend and he never even existed. The moral of the story, I guess, is to not throw hair dryers into the bathtub.

Dude 1: "Man I hate that show Little People Big World. Who the hell came up with that shit?"

Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling Midget."

Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."

by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008

troweling

The act of a man defecating into the belly button (navel) of his sex partner or room mate, immediately followed by using his erect penis to smooth out the feces flush to the surrounding area; similar to using a trowel.

I love it when Tom is troweling me when we're making love!

by McDuk July 25, 2009

Trolling

Trolling is trying to get a rise out of someone. Forcing them to respond to you, either through wise-crackery, posting incorrect information, asking blatantly stupid questions, or other foolishness. However, trolling statements are never true or are ever meant to be construed as such. Nearly all trolled statements are meant to be funny to some people, so it does have some social/entertainment value.

"Trolling" isn't simply "harmful statements". Intentionally insulting/libelous statements are "flaming".

Just as bad as trolling is "Feeding the Trolls". This is when people say stuff that they know will prompt someone to respond with a trolled reply and/or replying to comments that are blatantly from a troll. This is especially true when a troll first makes his comment/reply, and (usually many) people respond, either trying to correct the troll, or express anger at the statement. At that point, the trolling was successful and has been fed. When encouraged by success and feeding, trolls often return.

In World of Warcraft, there are occasionally people that blurt out in world chat, "You get your mount at level 40 and costs 100 gold." then immediately signs off.

This information is outdated by over a year; but MANY people respond for at least 10-15 minutes afterwards with either corrections or calling that player a 'dummy', or something similar insulting their intelligence.

Trolling and subsequent feeding. Perfect example.

by Pachmoedius May 1, 2009

Trolling

Intentionally getting a rise out of someone by expressing views or taking actions contrary to common sense or the person's beliefs.

Joe: Damn, I just lost all my money on the stock market due to the recession.

Troll: umad?

Joe: Stop trolling, It is not funny.

by DontUseYourRealNam3 February 14, 2012

John Cena Trolling

John Cena trolling is a typing of trolling used primarily on Twitch or Hitbox streams that have a built in YouTube video player. The way the troll works is by creating a seemingly innocent video for the YouTube player, but then around half way through, the video changes to WWE Wrestler John Cena Screaming "JOHN CENA!" Followed by a brief 10 second montage of him wrestling.
A lot like a rick-roll, this was popularized on BrittanyVenti's streams.

Streamer: *streaming video game*
YouTube Player: "Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is JOHN CENA"

*John Cena Trolling ends*
Streamer: JESUS CHRIST.

by TCKPreston/GDIGallade August 27, 2015

Ghost trolling

When a person has been trolled, however after the original troll stops, that person continues to respond negatively, as if they were still being trolled.

Example of Ghost Trolling

Troll: -Says something vaguely trolling to another person-
Person 1: -Responds negatively to that person-
Troll leaves.
20 minutes pass.
Person 1: -Continues insulting the troll, even though he has left.-

by zaixionito June 13, 2011