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Trail mix 

Crumbs left in the toilet after you take a shit
“Dammit Paul! You left trail mix in the toilet!”

Trail Mix 

The consequential crumbs caught in one's happy trail resultant of eating shirtless.
That chach never wears a shirt and always has trail mix left over whenever he eats.
Trail Mix by Route8Drifter June 4, 2017

Trail of Tears 

We walked along the Trail of Tears after seeing Chuck Norris in Mcdonalds.
Trail of Tears by eecer October 5, 2010

Trail mix hair 

Hair highlighted such that it consists of an assortment of nutty shades from hazlenut brown to macaroon blonde.
Karen: I totally wanna get trail mix.
Ana: You mean the food?
Ledah: No, silly, she means the highlights. You know, trail mix HAIR. Right?
Karen: Duh.
Ana: Oh you j.a.p.!

Trail of Tears 

lower back hair that leads directly to the asshole; the opposite of happy trail
I helped my friend Rafe shave his shoulder pads, but I'm not going anywhere near his Trail of Tears!
Trail of Tears by ajkh1 June 29, 2011

Trail Blazing 

The act of farting and walking away, leaving the stink for others to enjoy. Sometimes the smell can cling to your clothes and be pulled around for several seconds or even minutes.
Phil ate eggs for breakfast this morning and has been trail blazing ever since.

I just trail blazed and Jon walked through it!