A single vehicle moving at a slow speed, blocking vehicles from normal travel. Has been know to cause strokes.
by scottster July 25, 2006
Get the traffic clot mug.Someone who does provocative things like texting, talking, checking facebook, etc. on their cell phones while driving, completely disregarding the safety of everyone else.
That traffic troll I saw at the red stop got into a car crash because he was focusing too much on his texting.
by Defenitions June 20, 2010
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One who goes around a traffic circle or round about. To piss of other drivers because people going in must yield to the people going around. Being one can be quite fun, but being a victim is very annoying. Other drivers will sometimes join in on the traffic circle jerking.
Traffic Circle Jerks
Shotgun:
Hey lets traffic circle jerk man.
Driver:
Yea man let piss off the people yielding.
Person who is yielding:
Would you look at this asshole.
Shotgun:
Hey lets traffic circle jerk man.
Driver:
Yea man let piss off the people yielding.
Person who is yielding:
Would you look at this asshole.
by ARealCoolCat September 10, 2011
Get the Traffic Circle Jerks mug.when the skate park or skate spot is packed full of other skaters making it hard to do tricks/throw runs
SKATER A: Dude this is ridiculous, I've waited 15 minutes and only ollied the three stair once!
SKATER B: Yeah man there is way to much skater traffic here, lets dip.
SKATER B: Yeah man there is way to much skater traffic here, lets dip.
by Pr0d1gyKid April 9, 2008
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Get the British Traffic Cone mug.A facetious and arguably derrogatory term for male genetalia seen as small, pink cones in furry pornography. Most commonly drawn by Japanese artists.
by JacobXanth August 11, 2010
Get the Traffic Cone mug.A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
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