A Tracket is a piece of attire favoured in the Northeast of England, which is crafted from the finest grade tracksuit cotton and fashioned into an evening jacket, forming the iconic: Tracket. It is perfect combination of relaxed style and street cred needed when purchasing vodka for the local high school kids (of course at a premium; a Tracket collection does not pay for itself!) or when needing to convince a bouncer that you are worthy of entering the local discotheque, despite it being the stage of the night when you don't even know your own name. With Tracket on, it’s Bruce Wayne, player!
Functionality is also paramount in the Tracket’s appeal in that the expense and time wasted lining up for North East England’s only dry cleaner at which Paul ‘Gazza’ Gascoigne’s caravan of England 1990 World Cup shirts are perpetually being cleaned, is not lost as it is washing machine (delicate-cycle) friendly. This puts you: Tracketer - owner of the tracket - in control and right where you wants to be; on the tiles and throwing the kind of shapes that only 12 pints of Stella on a Tuesday night and the flexibility of jacket fashioned out tracksuit material can let you perform!
“No ladies, my mum did not sew this for me... a mother of 12 in China did for Topshop. Oppression for £100 fits like a glove on an iron fist!”
Functionality is also paramount in the Tracket’s appeal in that the expense and time wasted lining up for North East England’s only dry cleaner at which Paul ‘Gazza’ Gascoigne’s caravan of England 1990 World Cup shirts are perpetually being cleaned, is not lost as it is washing machine (delicate-cycle) friendly. This puts you: Tracketer - owner of the tracket - in control and right where you wants to be; on the tiles and throwing the kind of shapes that only 12 pints of Stella on a Tuesday night and the flexibility of jacket fashioned out tracksuit material can let you perform!
“No ladies, my mum did not sew this for me... a mother of 12 in China did for Topshop. Oppression for £100 fits like a glove on an iron fist!”
Dave: The police locked me up last night...
Jim: Was is it because you were drunk on the street, cursed relentlessly at that group of boy scouts, before kicking a guide dog and telling its owner to watch where they were going?
Dave: No, it’s because I was wearing a Tracket.
Jim: Snap, lucky you didn’t have double denim on also, or that would be a 10 year stretch!
Jim: Was is it because you were drunk on the street, cursed relentlessly at that group of boy scouts, before kicking a guide dog and telling its owner to watch where they were going?
Dave: No, it’s because I was wearing a Tracket.
Jim: Snap, lucky you didn’t have double denim on also, or that would be a 10 year stretch!
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Shelly is so white trachet. Did you see her trying to twerk with with a toddler holding her leg and a baby on her back?
She is a prime example of White Trachetry.
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Get the White Trachet mug.A Crime Drama about a team of FBI agents that race the clock to find Missing Persons. The average episode opens with a person doing an every day thing before vanishing into thin air. The team then spends the hour searching through every aspect of the missing persons life, usually finding quite a few different crimes they commited and usually having half a dozen suspects they are sure did it. In the end you'll realize nobody kidnapped or hurt them at all, they just ran away or got caught up doing some crime (usually for a good reason)
The team of agents consists of:
-Jack Malone, a divorced father very passionate about his work and usually speaks in a ruff monotone voice that makes me, the audience, worry if he's well.
-Vivian Johnson, a short black woman with a receeding hair line and a thick (and fake) New York accent.
-Samantha Spade, a pretty blonde stereotyped as that strong independant woman every crime show has , but who get together with almost every guy on the show.
-Danny Taylor, a young handsome Spanish man from a troubled and broken home. Every season you learn some new horrible event from his childhood that makes you wonder why he hasn't lost it.
-Martin Fitzgerald, the son of a high powered veteran agent who has to live up to high expectations yet also show he is more than just his father...blahblahblah...
-Elena Delgardo, a beautiful Spanish mother who came in in the fourth season and has really only ever been Dannys love interest.
The team of agents consists of:
-Jack Malone, a divorced father very passionate about his work and usually speaks in a ruff monotone voice that makes me, the audience, worry if he's well.
-Vivian Johnson, a short black woman with a receeding hair line and a thick (and fake) New York accent.
-Samantha Spade, a pretty blonde stereotyped as that strong independant woman every crime show has , but who get together with almost every guy on the show.
-Danny Taylor, a young handsome Spanish man from a troubled and broken home. Every season you learn some new horrible event from his childhood that makes you wonder why he hasn't lost it.
-Martin Fitzgerald, the son of a high powered veteran agent who has to live up to high expectations yet also show he is more than just his father...blahblahblah...
-Elena Delgardo, a beautiful Spanish mother who came in in the fourth season and has really only ever been Dannys love interest.
Did you see Without a Trace last week? Talk about anger management when Jack threw that chair through the window! Or when Danny punched that suspect?
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eyes that shine, with hair a curl, and smile that lights a room. Her looks are the beginning of th journey with her, her soul beams brighter than her amazing beauty. To know her is to love her
eyes that shine, with hair a curl, and smile that lights a room. Her looks are the beginning of th journey with her, her soul beams brighter than her amazing beauty. To know her is to love her
That girl was so Tracey
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by TheRealKylieJenner October 29, 2018
Get the Trace mug.Ally longed to have her butterfly tattoo, which fluttered on her right shoulder blade, tongue traced by Andy when she wrote to him while he slept, "So..I know you won't read this til later. .or even tomorrow. ..and perhaps that's giving me the courage to write. ..
I have an incredible craving for my tattoo to be tongue-traced. ..
And kissed...
An incredible craving for my body to be pleasured. .."
I have an incredible craving for my tattoo to be tongue-traced. ..
And kissed...
An incredible craving for my body to be pleasured. .."
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