towel power

During the time of hockey playoffs where towels are waved by fans. First started by the great Canucks and will always be done best by the Vancouver Canucks fans.

Every other team in the NHL had to copy their greatness.

Look at those amazing Vancouver fans doing their towel power proudly.

by nucks May 5, 2011

Towel dropping

The act of dropping your towel (presumably after a shower) and exposing your genitals to a house guest or other unsuspecting personnel.

Bro#1: dude how was that pizza you ordered last night?
Bro#2: never ate it, the delivery girl was cute so I towel dropped her!
Bro#1: woah dude did you smash?
Bro#2: nah man she called the police...
Towel dropping

by Uncle Matt July 7, 2018

towel mushroom

a mushroom on a towel; most likely caused by excessive masturbating and ejaculating on the towel.

Son, why is there a towel mushroom on my towel?

by skullwise April 19, 2022

towel fetish

Someone obsessed with towels in a sexual manner. People with towel fetish love the feeling of towels on their body. Yes, it's a thing.

Bathing, sleeping, rubbing, and having sex your towels is pretty much towel fetish.

by TubaJoe May 14, 2015

Towel performance

The quality of sex you have with your towel while masterbating.

Gross, dude. But nice towel performance.

by letsgoducks August 30, 2010

towel job

A substitute for oral sex, that includes a towel massaging a penis.

Babygurrl, it's okay, I don't need to cum in your mouth. Bring out the towel, give me a towel job, and finish me off.

by Beaverhousen May 11, 2008

Towel Tactics

The different ways to utilize a towel for your own benefit. Ways such as whacking someone with a towel when you're pissed at them, choking an unsuspecting victim with a towel for any given reason, or using it to wipe up some "you know what" after you had some fun.

Guy #1 Hey, I wonder what you I do with this towel.
Guy #2 Well I'm sure there are many tactics you can use with that towel.
Guy #1 Yes! I can use Towel Tactics!!

George used many Towel Tactics this Sunday when his annoying cousin came over.

by Tactical Titty Teen July 28, 2010