Toolbag

A cheese encrusted sack used for teabagging.

SOC is a toolbag.

by John Imatyourmumshouse August 1, 2008

toolarge

A too large money. 2000$ of money.

Let's do this thing toolarge on the blacktop.

by Peeman1 July 18, 2003

toolbag

Somebody who uses the worst pick up lines, spends more time on his hair than you do, and usually frolics on top of Mount Vesuvius

Ted Grewe is such a toolbag.

That toolbag, Ted, seems like such a douche...is he gay?

by shanara May 20, 2007

tooltardy

Incapable of using commonplace tools, such as those found in most households, like a hammer, wrench, and screwdriver.

Unable to identify tools by name, fit a wrench around a pipe, or recognize a Phillips Head screw from its bretheren screws, I headed out to Habitat for Humanity, where tool-slung builders take tooltardy wimps like me and turn them into tool wielding weekend warriors.

by vollen July 6, 2009

toolarred

A tool wearing a collared shirt

look at that fuck wit wearing the toolarred shirt

by jm0069 September 29, 2009

Toolbag

Typically means Nigger apparently.

Me: Look, toolbag, back the fuck off
Black guy: You racist! Suck my dick!

by AngryCracka October 6, 2010

toolbagger

a word used on a job site referring to a complete idiot.

after Ivan marks boards incorrectly, jade might say "you toolbagger"

or

behind his back, "ivan is such a F-ing toolbagger"

by life is delicious November 29, 2011