tipsy sobbing

when your lightweight of a mother takes one too many sips of wine and can't stop laughing which then leads to mascara-filled tears running down her cheeks as she attempts to catch her breath while also hiccuping.

Oh god— Mom, you've only had three sips and you're already tipsy sobbing.

by lilyandyy December 27, 2021

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Asian tipsy

When your skinny Asian/oriental friend drinks the smallest amount of an alcoholic drink and happens to be stumbling all over the bar within minutes.

Example:
Asian/oriental guy: Hey Steve let me try that!

*takes a sip - 5 minutes later*

Asian/oriental guy: hey Steve I love you man!

Steve: Damn, thought it would be a while before the Asian Tipsy kicked in!

by pablo von sebastiano March 9, 2011

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Kidnapping Tissue

its a tissue dipped in alchohol that you use on someone in a street by themself right after saying "wanna taste my tissue?"

Hey i was using a kidnapping tissue to get that kiddo

by sp4cepants July 28, 2018

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Menu Tissue

A faggot who decides to bud in on all conversations. He also likes touch little boys inappropriately to get hard. He usually hangs out with gay kids and surrounds himself with others like him.

O shit here comes menu tissue hide the kids, quick!!

by Thot Eviceratpr April 24, 2019

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tassy loop

A situation in which a favor/question is asked and replied with a null answer, then when questioned another null answer can be replied with allowing this question/answer situation to continue forever.

Doode: Hey
Dude: Yo
Doode: Oh yo! Hey, can you do me a favor? Buy me a new TV!
Dude: Uh, no
Doode: Why not?
Dude: Because I don't want to
Doode: Why not?
Dude: Because I don't want to
Doode: Why not?
Dude: Uh oh, tassy loop.

by Hypocrite1234 August 26, 2009

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