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Carrying a bit of Timber

The art of carrying excessive weight around the body
Mate: "Seen that lass over yonder?"
Me: "Aye, she's carrying a bit of timber"
Mate: "Bet she don't sweat much for a fat lass"
by bobspike May 20, 2014
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Timberland

Timberland is an outdoor clothing manufacturer/retailer. Not to be confused with, record producer, singer-songwriter, actor, musician and rapper, Timbaland!
by threeohthreeftw September 18, 2010
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screw the timberwolves

When you get so mad at losing in something due to small details or mistakes that you just wanna say "screw the timberwolves".
Jimmy: "you forgot the 76ers, Hornets, and..."
Bill: "Man, screw the TimberWolves.."
by SlimeMaster September 13, 2011
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justin timberlake

a very talented singer/dancer/actor. Everyone likes to hate on him and call him a "wigger."
People who hate on JT are usually
-uncoordinated retards who cannot dance, sing or perform any other task harder than breathing and attacking everyone
-"macho" men who are insecure, pretend to hate him, but will still shove their fat boner into some girl at the club when "SexyBack" comes on
-emo idiots who rebel against anything "mainstream", slit their wrists at night while sacrificing goats at their My Chemical Romance altar

He is extrememly talented. Stop trying to appear "cool" by hating him. He has millions, a clothing line, and could get more pussy than all of you retarded pricks combined. You all know that if you could be him for a day, you would. so take your head of your ass. peace out.
Loser: OMG I HATE THAT FAGGOT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

Me: Why? Because he can dance, sing, act, does not lip sync, writes his own songs, has millions, a mansion, a sexy girlfriend, donates to charity, is an all-around decent human being, and could kick your ass?

Loser:...
by Rae Rae October 9, 2006
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shiver me timbers

An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.
Shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat! Get out of me rum!
by Julie Raven September 7, 2008
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Timelord

A type of alien from the planet gallifrey. When injured badly they can regenerate, but regenerating causes them to change face and body. They look like humans. They have two hearts. They can live forever. They have a maximum of 12 regenerations. They can only be killed if you fight them while they are regenerating. Timelords are now almost extinct. There is only one Timelord left. His name is The Doctor. They are very intellegent and are usually seen travelling around in a TARDIS (time and relative dimensions in space)
Person 1: That person has two hearts did you know that
Person 2: Hey, is that a TARDIS they just stepped out of?
Person 1: Yes, i think it is
Person 2: They must be a Timelord
by Kitinelli September 1, 2013
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Timberloin

A lumberjack's haunches. Generally representing the meatier regions of the thigh.
Paul Bunyan's timberloins seethed with pain after his long toil in the woods that day.
by Braedon January 11, 2006
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