bobspike's definitions

Virgin Goth

A goth, heavily into the band Rush.

Me: "Seen that cock womble over there with heavy make up on"
Mate: "yeah and a rush t-shirt"
Me: "proper virgin goth him"

by bobspike September 24, 2014

profiteroling

The act of eating or retrieving spunk from the vulva area of a female; just like one would eat the cream from a profiterole.

Did you hear about that celebrity from that girl band?

Aye loved profiteroling I heard

Filth

by bobspike April 27, 2017

Carrying a bit of Timber

The art of carrying excessive weight around the body

Mate: "Seen that lass over yonder?"
Me: "Aye, she's carrying a bit of timber"
Mate: "Bet she don't sweat much for a fat lass"

by bobspike May 20, 2014