Ancient Thread

A post that no one gives a fuck about any moure. If you post in an ancient thread, you are considered a "Thread Excavatour" and may as well just hang yourself.

I locked it because it's an ancient thread. Fucking deal with it.

by Nova><Master October 25, 2006

threadrot

When a thread on a forum has multiple pages, the title and initial posts interest you but it invariable descends in to three people inneundoing each other.

In a thread about something that interests you, on page 4:

easyguy403: "LOL Shirley never knew you liked fisting."

me: "threadrot! threadrot!"

by rossom August 28, 2007

Threatzoned

A term that is used when one party views their partner's new friend as a threat to their relationship, therefore forcing their partner to ignore said threat.

The cute girl at the optometrist's office (Jen) threatzoned me because her girlfriend saw my charming personality on social media.

This girl I'm sleeping with got super jealous after meeting Morgan. She put her in the threatzone real fast.

by #TheUniverse December 14, 2016

Thread Bomber

Someone that spams the shit out of forum threads with posts

Timid: This guy Kelly is continuously posting on my thread!!

Artzy: I'm telling you he's a fucking thread bomber.

by Professor Artzy January 11, 2017

threadin

when you're on fire at your job accumulating great wealth and youre showing it off

man, i saw u leading sales this week u threadin

by funkypants December 11, 2018

Reverse thread

An obscure sexual position usually performed on a co-workers mom spouse or girlfriend.

So I had your mom in the reverse thread the other day!

by Willis motha f-in T February 11, 2022

shit thread

A thread on a message board that is not very good. In fact it is quite attrocious

Hey, that thread "I'm not a nerd by definition?" by imzjustplayin was really atrocious.

Yeah, it was a shit thread.

by brass_monkey1231231 March 25, 2008