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Thieves' Can't

A cryptolect, an argot, and/or a set of secretive low-key code word terminologies (also known as thieves' argot, rogues' cant, or peddler's French) used by thieves, beggars, vagabonds, criminals and hustlers in primarily of Great Britain in the early 16th century onwards until falling completely out of use in all language and literature by the late Victorian Era.

Simply put, it was the speakeasy, lowkey language and/or code word in itself, at the time used to avoid tipping off less knowledgeable agents of law enforcement.

The term was likely devised by the self declared "King of the Gypsies of Derbyshire's Devil's Arse", now known Peak Cavern, by either at the time Richard Skelton and/or/both his soon to be successor Cock Lorel (his real name a mystery, lost to time, but his pseudonym meaning rascal leader) and their band of misfits who either preyed upon the rich or all folk of the Shires of Britain at the time.

The term became extremely popular after literature of the 16 and mostly 17th centuries would depict the lives, both fictional and real, of these rogues, both recent and historic at the time, by modernfolk who could read to those who could not, usually at less reputable pubs or "public houses"at the time.

In modern times, it's used primarily by geeks who play tabletop RPGs or those who have a keen interest in histoical literature. Some secretive clever groups of our society today might adopt the code for their own use in secretive deeds.
Thief A: "oi good fortune, brethren. Spot a pint for a recount of my most recent misfor-?"

Thief B: "nay, AN' HUSH! ...now see gent yonder table there in the nook? Dressed fine, he is, aye? Alone? Surly well endowed in coin an no match us? Thieves' can't."

Thief A: "Behind the pub when he goes to take the piss? We can purloin the loot and disperse, if you can muster up that pint fo'a fellow roué?"
by NegativeZEN February 24, 2021
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Dirty Thieving Sket

That Dirty thieving sket just took £160 out my jacket!
by seshkiller99 June 11, 2025
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Prophets and Thieves

To rock harder than you have ever fucking rocked before. To bring it heavy and fuck shit up on stage at a rock show.
Example: “Can’t wait to go out tonight and watch Metallica go all Prophets and Thieves on the stage!”

“That band was so Prophets and Thieves tonight! I would see them again”
by Jimip725 November 16, 2025
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Treacherous Thieving Bitch

Aka Melissa Hassenger who steals from friends and family or anyone else who she can manipulate with the poor me act
She got her bf kicked out of his apartment because she's treacherous thieving bitch that stole money from his landlord.
by thebetterbitch July 25, 2024
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BOBOS THIEVE

we shout" THERE HE IS!!! GET 'EM!!!!"
hes like oh nooo he hopes in bobos chariot and tries to get away
but bobo cant pull him so bobos back snaps
then we deck him and his back goes 'snap'
Z<-----his back
and then when hes almost dead we say " COME ON!!! GET UP U SON OF A BITCH!!!"
and u bust ur foot in his mouth then the oldman turns him over and freebies him then slip n' slide then asscrack rip
i shit in his mouth then we put him in a well and u shit on him
then the robber bleeds out his ears!!!
We kicked bobs thieves ass. his ass is bleeding.
by Sean BOB December 5, 2003
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Thieved

to be stolen from, or to be robbed
Kelly and Tom came home to realize they have been Thieved.
by Broken-trumpet101 May 14, 2020
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