Ben covered his dick with his jacket almost immediately when his roommate came into his room while he was jacking off, He had a proper vlad sticking up underneath the jacket, hard and swelling, ready to burst.
by lolabunz4 February 8, 2021
Get the Proper Vladmug. by HulkNurseSMASH May 27, 2010
Get the Vlad the Impalermug. The nickname of Big Al, receiving this name from the extremely large penis he has. So gargantuan that in the process of sexual intercourse Al has impaled many of his ladies/victims going from the vagina straight through the brain.
It is also believed that this anomaly, I mean the pure massiveness of his penis, is the result of Big Al being the child of Chuck Norris.
It is also believed that this anomaly, I mean the pure massiveness of his penis, is the result of Big Al being the child of Chuck Norris.
Shit! Vlad the Impaler has struck again! Well boys I don’t think this bitch will be walking for a while.
by Lead_Ballz July 21, 2008
Get the Vlad the Impalermug. This is where an individual has to take a shit in the wee hours of the morning and sleepily stumbles into the bathroom without turning on the lights. Being half asleep and disoriented in the dark,the individual squats,but is off a few inches,and sits on the handle to the toilet brush or commode plunger located next to the toilet,thusly impaling themselves.
by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011
Get the Vlad the Impalermug. A lightweight, scrawney male that drives a miata and gets rejected by all girls and like to be called puto.He is also very clingy and can't take a hint.
by A Vlad February 19, 2019
Get the A Vladmug. Anyone nick named mad lad vlad the lad is completely insane and is often found doing cartwheels and being insane in their natural habitat
by BigManJerome June 5, 2018
Get the vlad the ladmug. by Brittany April 3, 2003
Get the vlad jmug.