A Vlad

A lightweight, scrawney male that drives a miata and gets rejected by all girls and like to be called puto.He is also very clingy and can't take a hint.

Dude move on stop being a vlad.
Bro you only had on shot why you busting a vlad.

by A Vlad February 19, 2019

Vlad

An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Vlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Vlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Vlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.

Vlad: Exists
Everyone: Jesus fuck Vlad you're the coolest guy in the world.

by theo bendy January 26, 2019

Vlad

Vlad is usually a Russian name, sometimes romanian, and usually is an athletic all around great guy that is good at everything. He is known to have a big penis and is a legend in bed. He has an amazing body and really funny. He is very popular especially with females...fine females

girl 1: Oh my god who is that sexy new kid he makes my nipples hard!!!!
Girl 2: oh yeah that guy must be a Vlad
girl 1: yeah i heard he has a big penis too

by kdfoidasf April 7, 2010

Vlad

A slavic name used for men in slavic countries (and some latin ones too)

Alex: Hi Vlad, how's the eating going?
Vlad: It's going good Alex, I'm on my 16th burger

by sparkyass1 May 3, 2018

Vlad

Vlad is my dad. He has cool waves. Vlad is my lord and savior.

Vlad I have a question please help me.

by Ralfy69 April 19, 2021

Vlad

A person who usually takes a shower for at least one hour (wanking is included)

Yo, Vlad, Why have you been taking a shower for one hour?
Problem?

by wanking December 12, 2016

Vlad

Known as Vlad Tepes, Vlad Dracul, or Vlad The Impaler, this man was a one of a kind person, always killing and owning. Good looking, smart, he was one of the most violent prince of his times.

Vlad Dracula impaled thousands of Turkish faggots.

by Tudor November 15, 2007