Gentlemans Package

collective name for cock and balls

1. I got my gentlemans package trapped as I decended the ladder.

2. Ive been hit in the gentlemans package so hard ive had to go to the doctor.

3. Look at the gentlemans package on that land mamal.

by The_Fish1982 December 15, 2006

package pants

pants that are cut in a way as to enhance the male package.

look out bro, Jack has his package pants on today.

by vegascloud January 14, 2010

Sex Package

A Sex Package is everything to do with ones sexualness, in bed and out of bed! Theyre expressions, mannerisms, feelings & looks!
Everything sexual combined...to make a "Sex Package"

"Kate, I love Your Sex package!"

by The Great Ginga Gunja God November 02, 2008

package deal

When the target of your affection will not do anything with you without the inclusion of his/her best friend.

Steve: Hey, there's a concert this weekend. Wanna go?
Alice: What about Stephanie?
Steve: What about her?
Alice: Well, I can't leave her out.
Steve: But this is like supposed to be a date, you know? Just you and me?
Alice: No Stephanie, no me. YOU BOY!

The next day--
Burt: So, what happened with you and Alice?
Steve: Man, she wouldn't go if Stephanie wasn't invited too.
Burt: OH FUCK. THE PACKAGE DEAL.

by Prof. Booty January 04, 2010

Fail-Package

When you drop an air package in an unreachable spot, originated from call of duty MW2

oh man, i just got ac-130 air package, but it landed over the boundaries!!
wow, talk about Fail-Package

by dantheman282 November 22, 2009

swagger package

noun. the essence of swagger. in a package. usually used when referring to hot males. who have the swagger. not used solely for reference to gang members. Not necessarily physical as aura and confidence.

girl 1- (talking to blind friend) "Girl, did you see his swagger package?"
blind friend- "Damn, I could sense it from over here!"

by swaggerpackersbrikat June 12, 2009

Gym Package

An unfortunate side effect that occurs after having worked out at the gym that causes a man's penis and testicles shrink significantly, often making ones two testicles to look like a single testicle.

Dude, When I changed out of my gym clothes I had major gym package going on, it was so depressing.

by Nthebutt1001 January 15, 2011