Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.
Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah?

Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.
by Johnny Pseudonym October 06, 2005
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Saab 9-3 Turbo Convertible

The woman who drives a Saab 93 convertible is chic and self-confident. Bookish and intelligent, she can be seen tooling from the library to a humanitarian event. From her specs to her driving mocs, she is classically hip, usually with a NY Times or Wall Street Journal tucked between the drivers seat and console. Her choice of music is anything from jazz to country. Almost all Saab drivers are left-handed and she is no exception. Up on everything from world events to the newest movies, she spends most of her free time being with her head buried in a book of non-fiction. She's unconventionally beautiful, hip and a trendsetter who makes no excuses for her fashion, reading or life choices. Her home is modern, free of clutter and filled with books. She doesn't care how old her Saab is, as the older the model, the chicer the look. In the summer she can be found tooling anywhere from Napa to Nantucket with the roof down and her shades on.
My blind date pulled up in a Saab 9-3 turbo convertible and immediately I was afraid that she would be more intelligent than myself
by Saab Guy 44 January 29, 2016
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A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.
"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"
by Vindavjck November 19, 2004
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If you want to convert PDF files into a Word document in mobile, here I used the Office Suite 8 app to Convert PDF File to Word File.
How to Convert PDF File to Word File in Mobile using Office Suite 8 App
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breeze convert

the technology the government has to translate languages through the sky.
The foreign diplomat used a breeze convert to speak with the other 200 countries in the world.
by Coop Dupe May 29, 2018
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convertable combover

the combover look that certain people get after riding in a covertable with the top down. can result from an attempt at a hobo hairdryer
mitch got out of his bmw roadster with his swag on. unbeknownst to him, though, was the fact that his hair was now styled in a classic convertable combover.
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Rat-alytic Converter

Rat-alytic Converter (noun)
A catalytic converter that was once functioning properly until Roger got his hands on the car. Now, thanks to his go-to diagnostic method of either hollowing it out with a screwdriver or flooding it with a garden hose.
“My check engine light came on, so I took my car to Roger. Now my exhaust rattles when I press the gas, I’m pretty sure I now have a rat-alytic converter.”
by Mind_surgeon February 20, 2025
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