Skip to main content

Butt Quake

A fart which is so loud and powerful that it reverberates the entire area around the expeller.
Robin: Oh my God, everything in the house is shaking, it's an earth quake!
Chris: Don't worry about it, that was just a butt quake I let loose downstairs.

Local Newscaster: Today we mourn the loss of the twenty people that were killed on this day last year when an unsuspecting local man released a butt quake while on board a city bus.
by MerchantofVenice5 February 4, 2013
mugGet the Butt Quakemug.

quake 4

The most visually stunning FPS game to date. Badass in gameplay both single player and multiplayer. Better have a fast machine if you want to run this bitch.
mugGet the quake 4mug.

Aching for a Quaking

A female who appears as if she's yearing for some intense sexual activity.

Similar to hurting for a squirting but used if your sexual desires are much more aggressive towards the female in question.
See that bird over there in those high socks and short skirt...she's aching for a quaking!
by SoloKong November 25, 2010
mugGet the Aching for a Quakingmug.

Nut Quake

A nut quake is when you have both your hands on each of your testicles and furiously shake until you nut.
"I walked in on Jimmy in his room whilst he was nut quaking"
"I think I'm going to nut quake soon"
by The biggest nut. January 1, 2019
mugGet the Nut Quakemug.

birth quake

When someone has many, many, (too) many children.
"Wow...she really had a birth quake"
by BJCE September 10, 2006
mugGet the birth quakemug.

quake hand

To masturbate, by not actually consciously moving your hand.

The best option is to wait for an earthquake (Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world not along a fault line) but that is what makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps:

Step 1 - Hold genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (Warning: May take time).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.
John: Whoa dude, are you doing the quake hand?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.
by jaughter June 26, 2010
mugGet the quake handmug.

quake me

Quake me is the arethmic of "Shook" but used as a more sexual intent and more substantial and intequent
by QuakeMeDanny June 15, 2017
mugGet the quake memug.

Share this definition