Texan Flamingo

A sex position when, a girl stands on one foot and is fucked from behind and as she is about to ejaculate she screams "yee-haw" and you pull out, ejaculate on her back and scream as if you was a shotgun going off.

Girl: damn baby, yee-haw cowboy ;)
Guy: KAPOW
Girl: Ive never had a good Texan Flamingo before.

by McPoppyAustin December 12, 2016

Texan Liberal

An oxymoron. Everyone knows there no such thing as a liberal from Texas. Jeez.

Guy 1: Is that a Texan Liberal?
Guy 2: No.

by Hotadff February 6, 2006

Big Texan

While "knocking it back" you stick your thumb in the girls ass.

Jared and Everitt gives the Big Texan to their bitches daily!!

by jared mayers February 17, 2008

Amarillo Texan

Someone who knows how to cater. Write a menu. Run a restaurant and love their City!

Amarillo Texan, Wade Ryan Cates and his famous sourdough cinnamon rolls are made exclusively in Amarillo.

by Wade Ryan Cates December 11, 2021

Texan Fireball

The act of smoking crack out of your partner's anal cavity.

"Hey Jim, what'd you do with that girl last night?"

"I took her home and gave her a Texan Fireball."

"Nice."

by Drunk Carl November 7, 2015

The Average Texan

The biggest fat fucking piece of meat in existence. Can fill up to 80 people, per organ. He has 3 children in his basement, 2 boys and a girl. He makes the boys fuck him and the girl suck him off. Owns every gun, in existence, and has a Dodge Ram. If you see this fatass in a red "i SuPpOrT tRuMp" hat, white tank top, blue jeans...

R U N

The Average Texan: Hey little girl, want some candy..?
Little Girl: Sure!

You get the rest...

by FunnehBoi December 28, 2020

Texan sandwich

An incestuous sexual position including 3 members of the same family.

One male member goes on the bottom and spreads Bold BBQ sauce from their nipples to their thighs. Next the woman lays her back onto the BBQ sauce and inserts the “bottom buns meat” into her butthole. Finally the second male lays on the woman inserting the second helping of meat into the woman’s vagina.

Using the BBQ sauce as a lubricant, the woman can slide up and down making this an easy DP position.

My father and I decided to give my sister a Texan Sandwich to celebrate her 18th birthday.

by FRYZE March 7, 2023