Tex-ass

nickname for an ex , from Texas that is an asshole.

There he goes again, being a Tex-ass.

by Hannaleelu May 23, 2025

Tex-ass

nickname for an ex from Texas that's an asshole.

My ex is such a Tex-ass when he acts dumb.

by Hannaleelu May 23, 2025

Tex-ass

A nickname for an ex from Texas that's an asshole.

My ex is really a Tex-ass when he acts dumb.

by Hannaleelu May 23, 2025

Texas Gore-Tex

Hunting or construction clothing worn by Texans during non-hunting/construction activities, particularly skiing. The clothing color is usually tree-and-leaves camouflage or hunter orange. It is worn by Texans and other rural or midwestern people. The term also applies when such clothing is used for any urban activity. Despite the name, the clothing has historically not been made from Gore-Tex, but was considered what Texans have in lieu of Gore-Tex. It is typically purchased at Cabela's or Wal-Mart. Popular brands include Carhartt and Cabela's.

1. A skier wearing a full-length one-piece Carhartt coverall and hunter orange knit hat is wearing Texas Gore-Tex.
2. A man wearing a camouflage hunting jacket to an expensive downtown restaurant is going out with his Texas Gore-Tex on.
3. "That part of the mountain is dominated by people wearing Texas Gore-Tex, let's stay away"
4. "I'm not sure if you can beleive that guy in the Texas Gore-Tex at the bar telling stories of secret backcountry powder stashes."

by Carter Pewterschmidt November 24, 2009

the tex

The act of pooping and vomiting while having an orgasm

I was balls deep in this chick and all of a sudden I was hit by the tex.

by Mississippi mud pie April 4, 2015

Ko-Tex

A Korean person from Texas.

Wun Hung Lo is originally from Korea but resides in Texas, that makes him a Ko-Tex.

by TIMJB1 May 1, 2007

Bro-Tex

Sick gear used for skiing and boarding. Adapted from the word Gore-Tex, Bro-Tex is over the top outerwear consisting of bright colors and high price tags. Said gear must be current seasons or next season’s (ultimate example of Bro-Tex) style and can never be spotted on a gaper. If you claim Bro-Tex and your gear is spotted on a gaper, the only way to redeem yourself is to burn the gear in disgust or give the shit away as soon as possible.

Kyle: Did you see Gary this morning rocking another Arc'teryx and Norrona setup?

D: Yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign.
Kyle: Yeah for real, dude stays Bro-Texed out.

by claiming June 18, 2011