TeaTards

TeaTards are the political movement of backwoods whiteys headed by deceptress Sarah Palin. With a wink and some stillettos, they do whatever she commands. When reasonable people who are against tax-rate increases get stupefied by Sarah Palin, they become TeaTards.

"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and tell Sarah to go take a hike," shouted the throng against the TeaTards.

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Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
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You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.

by artfulmark February 16, 2010

kick it old testament

Another way of saying 'kick it old school'. Coined in the movie Juno.

"We could get dance mats for DDR that stick to the floor with suction pads, but it'd be easier to kick it old testament and stick mine to the floor with duct tape."

by Alex7 February 29, 2008

Tessarae

She is a one of a kind. Usually talented, hence the name. She's unique & has a great taste in friends. She doesn't fall in love easily, but she IS loving. She's trustworthy, but she likes to do what's right. She's be the greatest friend & she would never do anything intentionally to hurt somebody. She doesn't like to fight with people. She is willing to listen to ANY problem. She usually is beautiful, & her eyes shine like no other. She can brighten your day. She cares for whoever.

Friend ; " Tessarae helps when ever she can. "

by Anonymous<33 April 21, 2011

testant

a very dirty slut with weird fetishes such as gimp suits

your mother is a testant

by james macdonald February 1, 2005

testaclees

An ancient god worshipped by homos who is said that could offer a rain of beautiful naked men for other men only and would exterminate women, until he was banned by subsequent social acceptance. He sits alongside Satan waiting for bad homos to come to hell so he can please them with many anorguysm

After having an extremely gay sausage and mayo breakfast, Cash offered his blessings to testaclees

by Father EEP January 18, 2008

Textard

n. The combination of the words 'text' and 'retard'. Used to describe someone that will constantly use text-speak nearly to the point of you wanting to slap them several times for looking so unintelligent and all-around annoying. However, using frequent text language, with the acception of cell phones and actual text usage, does not make one a textard. To be a textard, they must use text-speak constantly for virtually every word in the sentence when it's unnecessary.

AIM discussion:

RosesRed33: Hey, whats up?

Textard41: OMG liek hai!! omfg i saw teh awesomest moveh evar, it wuz amazin, cuz i went 2 teh 1 thtre w/ mah bf that wuz kool, rite??

RosesRed33: Ugh, will you please stop talking like a textard? It's really annoying.

by TheWhatGirl September 11, 2009

Tessarcasm

Tessarcasm is a new brand of sarcasm.

Its made up of wit and smart retorts. It is the best and highest form of sarcasm where the victims are never aware that they have been served a dose of Tessarcasm.

You just had a taste of Tessarcasm

by joyoftessa June 21, 2011