the door test

From Chazz Palmentieri's "A Bronx Tale":

"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her."

"Just like that?"

"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."

Julies a keeper, she passed the door test.

by schmex May 18, 2005

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

Literally just a gym class test where you run back and forth until you either flop over and die or fail two laps due to being too slow.

"Dude, did you hear about the guy who got a score of 80 on The FitnessGram Pacer Test?"
"What a fucking legend."

by Agnethie February 1, 2019

ping test

When you slap a woman's tits to see how resilient they are.

I gave that bitch the ole ping test, and her pastry bags felt like oatmeal.

by ohbitchyounasty February 21, 2017

Pub Test

Australian term, often used by the media, to describe the collective opinion of the everyday Australians to the conduct and reputation of public figures such as elected officials and celebrities, or to current events. In many cases "the pub test" is a device employed by journalists to invoke the "temperature" of an issue among the general public, without actually engaging with members of the public. In other cases, journalists may canvas the patrons of a pub in order to elicit public opinion, while also providing a humorous flavour to their story by including quotes from or footage of inebriated patrons.

The general consensus is that deputy prime minister's decision to leave his wife and children for a young woman on his staff, failed the 'pub test' among most Australians.

by Chicago Oz February 15, 2018

testeria

An overwhelming combination of testosterone and hysteria when the only goal is to destroy the competition regardless of how stupid and dangerous your actions are.

When the point guard of the other team was taunting me, the testeria took over and I fouled the hell out of him.

by Blue Devil of the Year October 2, 2009

testicalls

Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.

(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"

While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.

by The Horned Water September 11, 2006

testeclies

the greek god of nutsack

I am testeclies, God of nutsack hail me

by testeclies October 25, 2009