Tent Tethering

The act of taking your love interest into the woods and tethering yourself to them in a tent. Things may happen. They may not. But the point is is that you’re tethered. That’s all that matters.

"I plan on tent tethering my lady friend tonight. Wish me luck!"

by Cabinplay>cottagecore March 8, 2021

Tether

A African, Caribbean, Black British/Canadian person who copies, imitates and appropriates Black American Culture.

So much that you can’t even tell where they are from. Most of them live in America.

A lot of them disrespect/envy Black Americans and their culture.

Tether: What’s happening my nigga! Go listen to my rap on SoundCloud it’s fye fasho!

Black American: Not much, aye where you from bruh?
Tether: I’m from Nigeria/Haiti
Black American: Dang you talk like a Black American and you a wannabe rapper! You lowkey a Tether.

by Coco.Btxch July 27, 2022

tenther

A self-defined constitutional "scholar" who claims that the tenth amendment granting authority to state governments, effectively makes all federal laws unconstitutional, or at least ones that he doesn't like.

"Health care isn't mentioned in the constitution, so it must be unconstitutional."

"What about voting rights, product safety codes and the federal highway system?"

"Obama isn't trying to change those, so I suppose they're alright."

"So you're a tenther then."

by daecon August 28, 2009

Alabama Teeter Totter

When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?

“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”

by allahu YEETbar November 20, 2018

Teeter Totter

someone who fluctuates between the happy and sad

"You're either really happy or really sad,you are such a teeter totter."

by tobee October 16, 2015

Teetering

the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.

Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off

Bob: Whoa thats crazy

by Crazy Monkey May 19, 2013

Tether the blimp

When a dirty, overweight, sex starved woman hovers around you so much it leaves you with no other option than to fuck her brains out.

Dude, ‘Bama was all over Turtle at the party so he had to tether the blimp.

by Joe Zarthon September 13, 2006