Benjamin Ryan Teeter

Former Libertarian party insider and most retarded terrorist criminal of the early 21st century. Kathy Griffin Tweeted a picture of him holding a machine gun in Subway, then he went to Minneapolis after George Floyd was killed, then he got arrested for trying to work with Hamas. Flies an LGBT flag and then attempts to help an Islamic extremist organization; incompatible overlapping values. A go with the flow beta male unable to control where his own life is headed. Rejects legitimate high paying work offers for FBI entrapments. Loses other people’s guns in FBI raids, signs away the rights to his own bail hearing, turns the main person in less than two months into the case, stubs his toe after he kicks his steel bunk bed frame in his cell after his sentence hearing keeps getting postponed, shits all over the very few people left for him on the outside. Trustworthiness and ability to maintain friendships extremely low.

Benjamin Ryan Teeter was a CNN celebrity once known as Anarcho Gun Guy and now he can’t legally own guns.

by Shiny Jynx November 30, 2021

Teeter-tot Hotdish

The sexual act of teetering a person, then letting your balls simmer on top of the man gravy.

Colton loves a hot serving of teeter-tot hotdish!

by fett37 August 4, 2010

Teeter-tot Surprise

1. When a person, after getting teetered, takes a shit, while the man's penis and balls are both still in their asshole.

2. The final step of a good teetering experience.

Colton gave Ryan a teeter-tot surprise when he was finished.

by fett37 August 3, 2010

Silicone teeter totter

When two men meet in a park bathroom and dock a double ended pocket pussy humping it in a rocking motion while holding hands.

Mike and Justin are going to the park to play silicone teeter totter.

by Jason mcgregor March 2, 2021

Teenerschnitzel

Background: The name has evolved from Chief Teensy, a puppet made in Celebration of a beautiful Goddess Tina. Tina is from a long line of weinerschnitzel eating German Ancestry. In obvious combination, it only makes sense that she is Teenerschnitzel, it is her essence.

Definition: A Teenerschnitzel is an omnivore, burner, pirate, disco dancing, fashionable, artistic, creative, gypsy, beautiful German American Goddess in a woman's body named Tina.

Instead of a beanerschnitzel, which is a Mexican German, a Teenerschnitzel is a German Tina.

ex.- Tina Stotz
ex.- Tina Plate

by Username2010 February 28, 2010

skeeter teeter

Skeeter meaning pest. Teeter meaning to be "on the fence" about something. Skeeter Teeter; a person close to becoming, or virtually already a sex pest.

Jesh that guy is such a skeeter Teeter.. All he wants to do is have sex!

by TwelveRedRoses March 13, 2011

teeter

Catch-all slang for genitals (male and female)

Man, your teeter is microscopic.

Holy hell, your teeter smells like a dead racoon.

by lick my balls June 9, 2003