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One Swipe Wipe

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Only having to wipe one’s asshole once after an amazing silk dook.
I just took a perfect shit. No remnants. I did a one swipe wipe and I was on my way.
by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018
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When you switch the charger from their phone to yours without them knowing
Ryan charger-swiped my phone!
by Nenizmaha October 19, 2023
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swipe

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To steal or take
by Laur June 23, 2003
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Meal Swipe Madness

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Every Saturday at SUNY Albany, everything in the campus center is meal swipe-able at 4pm hence the popular term meal swipe madness. Also used on Thursdays because the meal plan resets itself so you have to use or lose all your left over meal swipes.
Ashley: Are you going to meal swipe madness?!

Sammy: Of course!!!

Daina: Meal swipe madness is the best!!!
by brookpatonhailie August 28, 2010
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Dirty Credit Card Swipe

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The act of swiping one's hand through their own asscrack, and smelling it afterwards.
Steve was caught performing the Dirty Credit Card Swipe by his roommate Sean. When confronted about the act, he smelled his hand again.
by Tomato Head Ed November 8, 2008
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Wesley Snipes

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A famous actor who grew up in South Bronx. He's a bad ass action star with many martial arts awards, Black belt three times over in Jiu Jitsu and Jeet Kun Do. He has stared in such moves as Passenger 57, Blade, The Art of War, Demolition Man, and Passenger 57. He will be best remembered for his role in New Jack City with co-star Dusty Snipes of Icelandic fame.
"Did you see Blade? The Dodge Charger that Wesley Snipes drives is such Badassical Baddage!"
by Badassical Baddage January 3, 2006
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gravy-swipe

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The wiping of one ass after a long workout or post shit wipe. It can either be sweat or missed fecal matter from a previous wipe.

The term "gravy'' refers to the appearance of the shit on the TP and ''swipe'' refers to the quick swiping motions employed to clean up the "gravy".
"Man I just dropped the duece that stole christmas. And I had to run back into the bathroom for a gravy-swipe to clean the remnants I missed. "
by The Microwave January 7, 2015
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