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Carl Bomb Surprise

When one defecates in a tube sock, and then hits another with it in the face while they are sleeping or passed out.
Ashley was passed out on the couch and I woke her up with sloppy "Carl Bomb Surprise."
by steam1234 July 8, 2010
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Apple Pie Surprise

a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything
Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!

Guy 2: wtf
by That 1 other guy May 6, 2009
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Surprise Chef

When a girl sneaks up behind you, reaches around and starts giving you a wristy!

The definition comes from the Aussie TV show - The Surprise Chef - hosted by Aristof (A wrist off)
I was drying myself off after a shower and Karen came up from behind and gave me a 'surprise chef'!!
by Asmitty January 13, 2009
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Surprise Titties

When a woman's breast look small when she is wearing clothing; however, when she removes her shirt they are surprisingly large.
I thought Sarah had small boobs..but dude, she has surprise titties.
by smoothpuma March 17, 2010
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Smurph

A nickname that some people with the last name "murphy" use.

This is because, maybe that person has a good sense of humor, or just likes the smurfs. Or maybe theyve never even heard of the smurfs and just hated their last name (murphy, which is irish) and thought "how can i improve my last name" and then thought of the word smurph.

Smurph, and A smurf. Are obviously two totally different things. keep that in mind. Also, someone with the nickname; smurph -note the PH.. Not F. May be very offended if you spell their name with a F... As you may be implying they look like a smurf, but hey.. That might be a good thing.
Friend: "yo smurph, you comin' to the game this saturday?"
Smurph: "ill pass"
by LydiaaSmurph October 6, 2012
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Suphal

The suphal is great
by GODDDODODDDOD January 9, 2019
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Ovaltine Surprise

During the act of analingus, the recipient of the act releases explosive diarrhea onto the givers face without prior notice.
I didn't think salad tossing could get any better, but last night when you gave me that ovaltine surprise, it really made my dick rock hard.
by iamxander November 7, 2010
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