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Narcotic to be used to subdue the will of children. Symptoms of Ovaltine poisoning:
A)Children travel in packs like wild predators, taking down their game (other children) by striking at the neck and back. Only the most vigorous of them is spared and brought as an offering to their parents house, where the other children are rewarded with a fresh suck at the Ovaltine teat.
B)Children chant mindlessly the mysterious phrase "MORE OVALTINE, PLEASE," over and over. (Short documentary footage of this phenomenom is played periodically on television and radio)
C)The stool of the Ovaltine addicted child is extremely hard and jagged, and can be harvested and used for deep sea drilling. Rachel Ray uses one to chop her veggies.
We took the kids up to see the folks, and turned off the interstate near Fairfield. As we drove down a residential street, dozens of children with glazed looks and bared teeth started to paw at the car, chanting, "More Ovaltine, Please!" over and over. I screamed, and my husband was forced to run a few down as he floored the gas pedal, and we got the hell out of there.
by Wisk February 06, 2008
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Ovaltine, aka "the O" and "chocolate black magic", is a highly addictive substance. When you put it in your coffee in the morning the elixir becomes a double threat (like James Franco) and doubly addictive.
Person 1:"Dude I was so hopped up on the O this morning!"
Person 2:"Fricking choco-black magic bro!"
Person 1:"I now lead a more productive life because of Ovaltine and coffee!"
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A powder mix consisting of egg malt, and countless preservitives. Added to milk, mocha fraps, ice cream, and just about everything to make the world a much tasteir place. Their motto: "More Ovaltine please!".
Anyone who does not like Ovaltine deserves to die.
by Scandinavian 2x4 November 18, 2003
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Chocolate milk that is a healthier option than Nesquik and all other inferior types of chocolate milk.

Good for drinking or taking a few bumps.
More Ovaltine please!
by 3htgwruoj;ouR May 25, 2007
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A kids' drink that is added to milk. Ovaltine is a powerful, but non well-known aphrodisiac.
This wicked ugly guy kept spouting these lame pick-up lines at me, but when he gave some Ovaltine, his hideousness was suddenly really arousing.
The moral of the story is: Lookin' for a good time? More Ovaltine, please!
by Schumaker101 April 13, 2005
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A sexual act in which a male collects his semen,either manually or with a partner, and dehydrates it (typically using a commercial food dehydrator). Later, a sexual partner re-constitutes the dehydrated semen in a glass of milk and consumes it.

This practice may be localized to the greater New Orlenas area.
I can't believe he ovaltined that girl! What a creep!
by ARAJAY August 28, 2008
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*after cracking a secret code*
Ralphie: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
by billberto April 06, 2005
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