What happens sometimes when the alcohol wears off before you get a girl back to your room. With the lights turned on, and the buzz gone, you realize that anything that might have caught your eye is really just derivative and uninteresting without the special effects and booze, and that really what you've got looks more like a skinny little boy than Madonna, Greta Garbo,Maryln Monroe, or a mildly amusing Blow-up doll.
The actual gwen stephani is the snapping noise as your dick and scrotum shrivels up rapidly into your abdomen. May require hospitalization and/or counseling for recovery.
The actual gwen stephani is the snapping noise as your dick and scrotum shrivels up rapidly into your abdomen. May require hospitalization and/or counseling for recovery.
Jimmy thought he was being a smart driver by only having one drink, but when his "date" came out of the bathroom, he almost thought he saw balls, but couldn't clear his head enough to prevent a full-on gwen stephanie from knocking him to the ground.
by Pantaloon January 18, 2008
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by dannyquacker! January 10, 2011
Get the Stephanie Huerta mug.She is a beautiful woman. She is whimsical in every way imaginable. She has a radiance about her that shines through the darkest days, prevails over the most challenging times, and brings a calm to any storm she faces. Her ability to create comfort in the most chaotic of times is rivaled only by her very own presence. Stephanie Louise knows this about herself, but she carries it in such a way, that even she is impressed by her own humility. She has the ability to love endlessly and show affection to such a degree, the world around you dissolves. Her laugh is infectious, her spirit is uplifting, people love her and love being around her. She's like a drug, but good for you in every way. She knows this, but she quietly waits for you to come to her as she understand the necessity of patience and how that turns to greatness. She is beautiful on the surface and its defeated only by her inner beauty which is nothing short of magical. She can bring you into her world, and you will certainly get lost in her presence. This abyss will be the most appreciated sense of being lost, any man can ever imagine and beyond......
That woman, that lady, that......my god, where did she come from???? She is a total Stephanie Louise...... there's nothing else to say.....
by Rubi1074 March 8, 2017
Get the stephanie louise mug.Stephnie is an impulsive alienated version of a human that likes to have things her way or no way at all. Stephnie gets easily upset over petty behavior and dislikes shallow persons.
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Everybody needs a Stephnie.
Stephnie is someone of bold personality that will not hold off on being blunt to spare someone's feelings and will most definitely take you on if she needs to.
Stephnie has a knack for good literature and is talented in the writing department but shies away from most talents in attempts to hide herself from the world.
Anyone gifted with the name Stephnie is blessed with a strong personality but can be emotional sometimes when no one expects it.
Qualities exercised in someone with this name are rather rare qualities that will make this person be viewed in a different light as they're unique just like the name is.
Everybody needs a Stephnie.
• Wow she's so blunt. She must be a Stephnie.
• Only a Stephnie can be sweet but be a bitch at the same time.
• Only a Stephnie can be sweet but be a bitch at the same time.
by NightingfuckinggaleXoxO July 29, 2018
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Stephanica's are one of a kind. They tend to be nosey and can be a bit lazy at times. They are most always beautiful with bangin' body's. They love people and have many friends.. or should we say acquaintances.
by estrelake February 4, 2010
Get the Stephanica mug.The worst writer in the history of the world. Known for her shitty Twilight series, her books make me sick. If you're thinking about reading Twilight, don't. It's all about some weak ass slut who's afraid of her own shadow who is also anorexic and falls in love with a "vampire". He's really just some stupid fuck who wears body glitter to be more attractive, but makes him look gay and climbs trees. Both Bella and Edward combined have the intelligence of a jellyfish (meaning that both of them have no brains). All they like to do is have sex with each other. So Stephanie Meyer is a really bad writer who can't take criticism.
Damn, I really want to send Stephanie Meyer some negative feedback.
I'm on team Dracula if anything.
I'm on team Dracula if anything.
by Failurebitch January 7, 2019
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