spic stache

A thin mustache that many mexicans have.
(some times peach fuzz)

Yo nigga you growing a spic stache.

Look at that mexican with the spic stache.

by bu April 2, 2005

hitler 'stache

moustache trimmed as adolf hitler used to

hey look that dude has hitler'stache

by big rocket February 1, 2005

Combat Stache

The mustache grown by a male soldier during a deployment. Commonly characterised by its tendancy to make the wearer of said stache look like a child molester, and/or a 1980's action actor. Also the combat stache has a tendancy to be outrageously out of reg.

PVT: Dude Sgt Snuffy's wife would have a heart attack if she saw that ridiculous mustache on him!
PV2: Ya he's gonna shave it before R+R, its just a combat stache.

by Kingsman January 8, 2009

Chicken Stache

An offensive football play resulting in a large yardage gain, but not a first down.
-or-
A dirty Sanchez after a night of spicy chicken wings.

Second and inches after a great chicken stache by Alabama!
-or-
I've been smelling spicy barbecue sauce all day since my boyfriend gave me that chicken stache.

by Steve McChicken Wing January 7, 2010

Saacheetos

A short but muscular Indian hottie. (Not to be mistaken for popular twitch streamer, Tyler1) Commonly compared to the popular cheesy snack, ‘cheetos’ due to her short but attractive height.

“That family is sooo cute! Just look a those precious little Saacheetos of they have for children!”

“Damn that’s a nice Saacheeto, the height isn’t my type but sheeesh she’s packing”.

by ramentaro December 9, 2021

D-stache

when you take your pooppy dick and put it across someones face (where a mustache would be). Used for revenge, the D doesn't stand for dick, it stands for Davis

I'm going to give you such a D-stache for putting snow in front of my window

by AJ man pants March 22, 2009

pederast stache

A pederast stache refers to creepy moustaches often worn by pederasts. Now, it is important to make a distinction here: Pederasty refers to actual, physical relations of a sexual nature between a grown man and an adolescent boy. Pedophilia simply refers to love of adolescent children. Getting a mental picture? Good.

While somebody may have a pederast (super fucking creepy) stache, that doesn't necessarily mean they are a pederast, but the chances of them being a pederast may be a little higher.

Brent- "Wow did you see the pederast stache on that guy?"

Tom- "How could I miss it? It looked like a dead ferret stuck to his upper lip."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012