Kingsman's definitions

Combat Stache

The mustache grown by a male soldier during a deployment. Commonly characterised by its tendancy to make the wearer of said stache look like a child molester, and/or a 1980's action actor. Also the combat stache has a tendancy to be outrageously out of reg.

PVT: Dude Sgt Snuffy's wife would have a heart attack if she saw that ridiculous mustache on him!
PV2: Ya he's gonna shave it before R+R, its just a combat stache.

by Kingsman January 8, 2009

podium amnesia

When you get on stage and forget the names of the people in the audience

I looked at the audience and immediately podium amnesia was on me

by Kingsman November 16, 2017