Squirrel

A rat with a fuzzy tail that lives in trees.

Jon: Wow... Look at that squirrel in that tree!
Ron: What is a squirrel? That is a rat with a fuzzy tail.
Jon: Oh.

by T-rump September 19, 2018

Squirrels

Customers in a retail store that are ampt up on drugs and their speech and behaviors are very fast, frenzied, and unpredictable.

Keep an eye out on the couple of squirrels in the clearance section.

by mz.tamara March 26, 2010

Squirrel

A lady's pubic hair from the age 50+

Gemma's squirrel was getting out of hand, needing a bloody good trim.

Very dry, coarse and grey (much like a grey squirrel's fur/coat).

by TheFlyingBadger May 29, 2012

Squirrel

A "squirrel" is a code name for a hot ass sexy man. It originated from the movie "Up," in which the dog when distracted by sighting a squirrel, yells "squirrel." To use the term properly, when you are with your girls and spot a hot ass sexy man, you bump your girl (or guy) and say squirrel. It should not be mixed up with a non-squirrel.

LaFonda: Squirrel gurrl!
Emonjanique: Gurl that squirrel fine!
Bonequeeta: Oh my lord gurrl.. let's get them digits.
Deshamanequa:Y'all had said squirrel? Where at? Gurl let me get at that.
QuaShawndra: Y'all late. That sexiness is mine.

by Erwisha July 11, 2011

Squirrel

Little fury bastards that mug people in the local park at night and have an obssesion with nuts. Bloody squirrels!

What the? Get out of my trouser leg! Blasted squirrels got my nuts.

by Nik P October 31, 2005

squirrel

psychotic fuzzy creatures that are taking over the world w/ their partners in crimes...the penguins. penguins met met aliens when they first invented time travel (look it up on penguins) and have gotten the aliens to help them take over man kind. beware of these tiny creatures they may look cute but if u piss them off, they might have to eat you

i saw a squirrel today and i could have sworn it was carrying explosives

by curlyninja December 13, 2008

squirrel

What poor gays who can't afford gerbils use.

Their garbage can is full of dead squirrels, what are those gay guys up too ? If the PETA people find out how many squirrels have died in that gay bar they would burn the place down. I believe in live and let live but this squirrel abuse it too much.

by benthere March 07, 2008