Dude, I was going to go down on this chick I met in the bar last night but she ended up having a bad case of cervical squids.
by vingen February 22, 2019
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1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR MULLET!!
2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING
3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.
1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR MULLET!!
2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING
3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.
Jason- Dude, he's a real squiggledick
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"
by snagtag October 6, 2009
Get the squiggledick, squiggle dick mug.A black squirrel. The root is from the English slang 'Nigga', meaning a gangster black man.
Never say squigga in the presence of a black squirrel, or the following will happen...
1.The black squirrel will beat you senselessly
2.The black squirrel will wait until you are fully conscious, then cremate you alive
3.The black squirrel will spread your ashes into an avocado and pecan smoothie
4.The black squirrel will feed the smoothie to his bitch, and she will throw up
5.Satan himself will rise from the pile of vomit, and snatch you down from heaven
6.Satan will keep you in a solitary confinement cell right outside his layer.
7. Every day but Sunday, you will be forced to have angry hot sex with Adolf Hitler
Never say squigga in the presence of a black squirrel, or the following will happen...
1.The black squirrel will beat you senselessly
2.The black squirrel will wait until you are fully conscious, then cremate you alive
3.The black squirrel will spread your ashes into an avocado and pecan smoothie
4.The black squirrel will feed the smoothie to his bitch, and she will throw up
5.Satan himself will rise from the pile of vomit, and snatch you down from heaven
6.Satan will keep you in a solitary confinement cell right outside his layer.
7. Every day but Sunday, you will be forced to have angry hot sex with Adolf Hitler
Person1:"Dude, check out that SQUIGGA!"
Person2:"Did you really just say that?!?"
Person1:"What?"
Person1: *runs away as fast as possible*
Steps 1 through 7 happen
Satan:"DId you honestly call that black squirrel a SQUIGGA?!?"
Person1:"yes..."
Satan:"Just because he has darker skin than you, doesn't mean you have to treat him differently!"
Hitler:"What's the hold-up? It's not Sunday..."
Person2:"Did you really just say that?!?"
Person1:"What?"
Person1: *runs away as fast as possible*
Steps 1 through 7 happen
Satan:"DId you honestly call that black squirrel a SQUIGGA?!?"
Person1:"yes..."
Satan:"Just because he has darker skin than you, doesn't mean you have to treat him differently!"
Hitler:"What's the hold-up? It's not Sunday..."
by ISayOnlyWhatNeedsToBeSaid April 24, 2016
Get the Squigga mug.Combo of "signature" and "squiggle," describing the awkward signature one makes on an electronic signature pad at the checkout. A squiglature looks nothing like your real signature.
by Ae5Ea8 February 20, 2015
Get the squiglature mug.cable channels that offer 'porn' that is "scrambled" by 'squiggly' lines. (every now and then you can get a glimpse of 'prime parts') -the cough-up of some hard gained $$$ can make the squiggly lines disappear, but rarely worth it!!!
joe and i were getting hopped up listening to music, while watching squiggly porn
had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!
had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
Get the squiggly porn mug.This phrase means "whatever excites you", "whatever make you tick", sometimes used as expressing "whatever sets off the penis".
by robot September 14, 2005
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Ah man, that dodgy Indian, I'm not going there, it always gives me the shit squiggles.
Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.
My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.
Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.
My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.
by stuntedmonk April 1, 2010
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