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Spring branch middle school

We got druggies,sluts bitches,fuckboys, you name it. We can’t go one day without a drug bust. Honestly we are just a fucking joke.
by Bughumper69 May 26, 2018
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Sprankton

n. A disease you get from chewing too much.
"Sprankton. A noun. A disease you get from chewing too much. Are you trying to embarass me? So you dress like one of those goth chicks? Speak boy."
"Eeh wehh eh"
"Good boy. Sprankton. A noun. A disease you get from chewing too much."
by n0xi0n January 13, 2006
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spring-roll compliment

spring-roll compliment: n. a compliment suspiciously wrapped. Unaccepted compliment due to cautious distrust of someone or something.
It didn't really matter, it was a spring-roll compliment anyway
by Bloody Black Bart November 22, 2011
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Springfield Monorail

A public works project that is a huge waste of taxpayer money that turns out to be either a scam, a huge waste of money or both.
Comes from the Simpsons episode "Marge vs the Monorail" where Springfield spent all their money on a monorail only to have it fall apart on its maiden voyage.
The sky lift system cleveland put in fell apart after a week. That thing was a real Springfield Monorail.
by Dark Lord Cthulhu September 8, 2013
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Sprangly

An adjective describing the way an ostriches legs look while it runs. Can also refer to a state of mind relating to sleep deprivation, intoxication or general confusion.
An ostrich would need to wear a really long coat if it wanted to cover up its long sprangly legs.

She was talking so much nonsense, she was definitely sprangled.
by ostrichlady November 15, 2016
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Donkey in the Spring

When you're ridiculously horny. So much so that you can't focus on anything because your mind keeps wandering back toward your horniness.
Man 1: Do you want to go to the bar?
Man 2: I can't man... i'm going to be rubbing up against everything i see..
Man 1: You're like a donkey in the spring.
by slyest January 19, 2012
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Jerusalem nut spring

When a nappy headed hoe pours piping hot water in her mouth and garggles while your big nuts are in her mouth.
Lil Sally Walker gave me the best jerusalem nut spring on our first date. I knew I was in love after that.
by Zack Marc Evan August 3, 2012
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