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Just got Jerry Springer.

When a relationship gets complicated due to friend, family member, or x boyfriend getting your girlfriend pregnant. Ultimately ending in a break up.
Me and my girlfriends relationship just got Jerry Springer. She's pregnant with her X husband. There divorce was final three months ago. Had to break up. They got back together. Her x was my good friend.bill
by maddogbill June 11, 2013
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springers homemade ice cream

An Ice Cream Shop on the New Jersey shore that has been around since Prohibition. With its homemade ice cream, no factories involved, it surpasses any other ice cream company around.
Yo lets go to springers
by Ricardo Diaz April 25, 2005
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Springer Syndrome

Springer Syndrome is the addiction to dysfunctional television such as Housewives, Jerry Springer and Maury to feel better about themselves and their own lives.
Mom: “OH MY GOSH! I’ve been watching reality Tv all day!”
Me: “Sounds like you have a case of Springer Syndrome”
by Rayne Storm November 28, 2020
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Springer

When a man can perform at the drop of a hat and increase size in an incredible way.

When a mane arousal goes from asleep to full salute in a dramatic fashion.
When he fell asleep his Springer ripped thru into full salute.. Sally said that Springer had an extremely looking Soringer
by RicoStar23 January 30, 2025
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Springer/Sprung

Slang for an erection.

See "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-lot.
Example of Springer/sprung

Uh-oh. Bobby's got a springer.

When a girl walks up with an Itty bitty waist and a big butt in your face you get sprung.
by Thisstuffislewd September 27, 2020
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Quick Springer

A person (typically male) who gets horny and aroused quickly at any little thing that they find sexually exciting.
“Are you already hard? I barely touched you.”
“Yeah sorry, I'm a quick springer.”

“She didn’t stop squirming during that hardcore bondage scene in the movie, I don’t know why because it was gruesome.”
“You didn’t know? Shes a quick springer and likes that type of stuff.”
by Jazzylassy June 1, 2022
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Michael Springer

A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!
Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.
by Edubz October 5, 2017
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