her: man isn't it like, past your bedtime?
me: yes, yes it is, and if my alarm doesn't go off- i'll be PISSED. like. jerry springer pissed.
Me: that's crazy pissed. that's like. dance up a stripper pole, kick a midget, slap a bitch pissed.
her: wow . i really do think you need to sleep.
me: yes, yes it is, and if my alarm doesn't go off- i'll be PISSED. like. jerry springer pissed.
Me: that's crazy pissed. that's like. dance up a stripper pole, kick a midget, slap a bitch pissed.
her: wow . i really do think you need to sleep.
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