Spoofing

When magicians shoot heroine

According to John Oliver ,spoofing is when magicians shoot heroine

by Notma Raelneim March 11, 2019

Swooping

A two-step process involving a swooper that asserts dominance over a swoopee.
1. The swooper, to initiate the process, crouches low, with elbows bent and pointed out. The swooper then stalks the swoopee.
2. The swooper then pounces upon the swoopee, and proceeds to vigorously dry hump the swoopee, until such time as the swooper decides to finish the swooping with a final, great thrust and “dry orgasm.”

No, no!! Please don’t swoop me again! I’m still sore from last time!”

We were just chilling when one of our friends came out of nowhere and began swooping us.

by Neil deGrasse Tys0n July 28, 2018

Nigger Spooning

A game commonly played by whites where a group of Caucasians drive around town in search of an African American. When spotted, one member (not the driver) of the group throws a spoon at the black person yelling the word "NIGGER!" as loud as possible. If said person misses, the driver proceeds to jam on the brakes and the thrower must fetch the spoon and get back in to the car. However if the he/she hits the black person with the spoon, the driver proceeds down the road and it is the next person's turn.

Ron: Hey, me and a few of my friends went nigger spooning last night and it was so fun, Carl missed and a nigger kicked the shit out of him and he was rushed to the hospital after we bailed.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 14, 2010

Shooping

A better way of saying shopping :3

"Wanna go shooping?"
"Okay!"

by Neko-Chan~Senpai June 21, 2016

Snooping

The act of asking to see one's cell phone then proceding to read through their text messages, playing it off like they're not doing it.

Guy 1: Hey can I play a game on your phone?
Guy 2: Sure, but I dont want to catch you snooping
Guy 1: Okay
(After reciving the phone goes directly to inbox)
Guy 2: What did I tell you about snooping?

by Kliedorf June 11, 2009

Swooping

A term used by commissioned salespeople to describe the act of stealing a customer from another salesperson. Swooping is a thing that often happens by accident. When salespeople swoop on purpose, it makes them into a swooper, and swoopers are dicks.

-Dave: "Weren't you showing that customer those camera lenses?"
-Sarah: "Yeah, but I went to go check the backstock and Nick swooped me."

-Dave: "I hate Nick. He is always swooping my deals!"
Sarah: "Yeah, what a dick."

by Mr Cnowledge February 15, 2015

Skooping

The process of which one skypes while pooping.

Hey mom, I'm just skooping with my best friend.

by Ajlatan Reznib May 16, 2011