Spazdiot

Spazdiot is not to be confused as either a spaz or an idiot but a greater combo of the two combined, being utterly stupid and annoyingly idiotic!

Er Taylor being jobless isn't a skill you f-ing spazdiot!
Damn...then what are my skills!

by Siren1985 January 5, 2011

spaz face

A term from Awkward. where your face spazzes out in the midst of a selfie sesh.

"Fix your spaz face and we'll reshoot later!"

by Bitsch_Wut!!!! October 28, 2015

Slazengered

When you get absolutely fucked out of your mind by alchohol

"Lulu was slazengered at Nicole's last year."

by QueerAssAlchoholic March 3, 2019

Spazaz

Noun.

Anything that adds something of value in a cool and beneficial way to you as a person, an action, or a thing.

"dude this cake looks like shit"
"Man you just gotta add more spazaz"

"I'm really worried for this interview"
"You'll kill it just make sure add spazaz"

by Gayfishy June 21, 2019

Slazo's Earth Sandwich

A historical landmark, constructed by the renowned architect, traveler and sandwich-maker Michael Kucharski that spans across the entire globe.

One axis is located on Bermuda while the other is in Perth, Australia.
It even has a rating of 4.9 on Google Maps.

"
Me: Man, I hope Slazo's doing ok

Slazo: makes Earth Sandwich

glad you're back mf
"
^ Excerpt from the top comment, not made by me

"I have to write this pointless sentence containing the exact words of 'Slazo's Earth Sandwich' because ud won't let me post this otherwise!"

by seems like every name's taken October 1, 2019

Slazed

Just chilling in your own world getting money by your lonely.

Shrizzy Lakez be "Slazed" for days.

by @shrizzy.lakez January 19, 2022

Slazenge

To be on the hunt for goods.

I’m boutta slazenge at the funky.

by JakeNy March 31, 2022