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Get the Jam splatter mug.{spah-tur-hoond} noun, 1. A person that derives pleasure and gratification from ejaculation (typically male) upon their head, neck and face; the central tenet of this cum fetish is that the longer and forceful the stream, and the greater the volume of ejaculate, the better; frequently performed in a group setting, e.g. a circle jerk
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Guy 1: Dude, why is there piss all around the toilet?
Guy 2: Sorry bro, I had a beam splitter and it went everywhere.
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Guy 2: Sorry bro, I had a beam splitter and it went everywhere.
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