spiridon

A giant hulking man, with broad shoulders, a longer version of the name spiro. This breed of male will typically avoid conflict unless provoked and if provoke will then proceed to mercilessly beat you to a bloody pulp. Another skill of this male is its quick comebacks and extremely dark and morbid sense of humour.

In a fight spiridon would knock the shit out of me

by LOGAKE PAUL May 3, 2018

Spiky Condom

The Spiky Condom is a shot of alcohol consisting of Goldschlager, Grenadine, Crown Royal, and Red Bull. The shot must be taken quickly and should NEVER be smelled before consumption. The first and most recognizable ingredient, Goldschlager, is the spikes of the Spiky Condom. It is then followed by the Crown Royal which counteracts the "Big Red" flavor making your taste buds pulsate, all while keeping it classy. The Grenadine was chosen for it's deep red color properties, which of course hints at the consequences of a Spiky Condom (Both literally and figuratively). Lastly, the Red Bull puts everything back into perspective by bringing two of your five senses back for a very short period of time. Your vision and your hearing. Use this time wisely as your clear vision and ability to understand people will disappear as quickly as you took the shot.

Bartender: "What can I get you?"

John: "Gimme a Red Bull Vodka, two Jack and Cokes, and 6 Spiky Condoms."

Bartender: "..."

by thehouss October 14, 2011

talking spicy

Someone who has a smart mouth and talking hostile(talking spicy).

guy: wyd??
girl: dont worry abt it.
guy: ay u talking spicy.

by ribt December 7, 2020

Spicy Milk

A bong rip consisting of weed and tobacco.

Dude, do you want some spicy milk?

by Stoned93 February 13, 2013

spicy hammer

When a man gets Spit Roasted by two other men and they repeatedly say "It's hammer time!" and stare passionately into each others eyes.

After a few shots of Hennessy, he really opened up and took the spicy hammer.

by CitrusMcGee May 21, 2014

Spicy Jackhammer

An extremely rough and vigorous hand job performed by your partner that is akin to a jackhammer like hand action. The element that makes it spicy is receiving this highly pleasurable act while watching a Sean Spicer press conference which adds to the anger filled intensity and roughnes and absolute pounding of both the cock and balls with every full stroke.

My grapes are so swollen and sore today braaahhh. I can hardly walk.

What gives?

Carmen and I were watching the recent press conference and the handy she was giving me turned into a spicy jackhammer. I don't agree with the policies but man that was hell of a hand job.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

spicy wind

mustard gas

brit 1: hey Thomas do you smell that?
brit 2: yes I do, is that spicy wind?
brit 1: shit the twats ove-
*interruption*
kraut: FICK DU ENGLISCH! RIECHEN SIE MEINEN MUSTARDGAS, DENN SIE TRENCH VERWÖHNENDE FICKKÖPFE

by Señor Twat March 27, 2019