spackletini

A cocktail made from semen, preferably in a martini glass, but any container will do.

I had a beer, and your mom had a spackletini.

by Rhymes With Sock May 10, 2005

Spackerbracket

Someone who is not of sound body and/or mind and gets taken advantage of by his peers because of it.

"Ha! I just told Gerald to go and punch Chris in the face and he did it! He's such a spackerbracket!"

by Merrill Womach March 18, 2009

Spacktoid

A human being who is lacking in certain social qualities due to excessive time spent inside playing, amongst other computer games, world of Warcraft.

SMG: Look at those employees at the new Domino's.
SPH: Yep they're Spacktoids alright.

by Stu_G March 29, 2010

Spacktop

A laptop given to people who can't write properly in schools so the teachers can understand what they write. It is handed out in schools to special needs kids and it annoys everyone becuase of the annoying tapping sound during exams.

Why have you downloaded so much porn on to your spacktop?

by Ich bin ein Berliner October 16, 2011

spacetoast

Toast that is in space. Can also be used to define people who daydream often because in space there is no gravity,so the toast will drift around like their thoughts.

Nathan:daydreaming
Mr Collins:Nathan! Stop spacetoasting! We told you too much times

by toasterpastries96 June 20, 2019

smackett

A cholo from the hood, who wears cortez’s and calls girls hynas

“Aye Vanessa you’re gonna go see your smackett boyfriend?”
“Girl we all knew your ex was a smackett”

by Shittyshelly August 26, 2019

Spacktacle

When someone with learning difficulties has a tantrum in public of godzilla like proportions, throwing carers through windows whilst beating their chest and heads.

"Calm down Jeffrey, you're making a public Spacktacle of yourself! Can someone please call me an ambulance"

by MMMGW January 20, 2020