monkey spank

Male siemen, male fluid

She had monkey spank all over face.

by Chrismm September 29, 2005

spank your monkey

when a female masturbates

Did he watch you spank your monkey.

by Capn A Hole July 20, 2008

monkey snack

A small portion of food usually consumed when high on drugs, or too busy to have an actual meal.

I usually eat multiple monkey snacks when I smoke drugs. Cheese sandwiches are the official snack of choice.

by cronix April 29, 2004

spank the monkey

when a woman masturbates

she spanks her monkey too much

by waterlilly April 5, 2005

spank that monkey

to engage in the act of making love, to have sexual intercourse.

kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey

uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey

by ivan gonzalez August 16, 2006

Smack that monkey

Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?

Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.

I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.

by King Draco November 24, 2018

Spank the monkey

Another word for jerk off and wack it

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better

by SmartName December 6, 2018