Begin with beating your faecal matter with a cutlery instrument, for instance, a fork, until the consistency of said faecal matter is in slushy and viscous. After this, store the faecal matter in a bowl and wrap it in cling film, refrigerating it for 24 hours. After it has been refrigerated, retrieve the faecal matter and place it in your or your breeding mates bedroom. When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other, smear the faecal matter on their face with an instrument of decoration, I.E. a paintbrush.
"(Insert significant other's name) would you mind if i painted you like a Picasso painting with some soggy swirly i prepared earlier."
by Glenny Bravo March 3, 2019
Get the Soggy Swirlymug. A delightful sexual act in which a male urinates into a womans vagina before or after sexual intercourse. Preferrably afterwards... but then again.... This act is usually done out of spite or in rare cases for fun.
Reggie wasnt impressed with his girlfriends actions at the local frat party so when they got home he gave her a soggy sandbox and told all of his friends.
by Cotswald... Call me Cotsy January 21, 2012
Get the Soggy Sandboxmug. by CsvlDaikun May 9, 2005
Get the soggy tacomug. After he blew his load, Rick took off the rubber and gave Lisa a huge soggy poncho all over her face.
by nhamfcints September 3, 2010
Get the Soggy Ponchomug. A competitive game played with a group of men in the form of masturbating. The objective of the game is to orgasm on a muffin. Last person to, is forced to eat the muffin as a losers trophy.
by judg3 May 5, 2004
Get the Soggy Muffinmug. when a group of males jerk their jimmies onto treymol. the last one to ejaculate has to lick all the fluids off treymol's hairy pubes
by bigchungushentai March 3, 2019
Get the soggy treymolmug. The act of getting a group of men and jerking off into a condom, and the last one to finish must then shit into the condom and drink it.
by Cowboy98 July 5, 2012
Get the Soggy Martinimug.