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snowbirding

Snowbirding is when a male sneaks up on a sleeping female, opens her left eye and ejaculates inside of it. After this, the male opens the right eyelid and spits in it, before punshing her, forcing the cum through her eyelids, down her nasal passage, up into the lungs, before it is excreted via her mouth.

History: This word was Unveiled after reading the history of Lord Byron II court appeal, after being accused of sexually molesting his wife.
"Yo hommie I went snowbirding last night, and I think that your mother left a present on your carpet."
by Miss Kosberg December 31, 2004
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Snowbirds

SNOWBIRDS are the people that immidiately flock to anyone that is in the act of using or preparing to use cocaine.

People that gather around you while in the act of using or preparing to use cocaine. They try and act friendly or as if they are your friend. When really are only acting selfishly, hoping to score a free line.
Man 1-Hey man would you wanna sniff a line?

Man 2- Hell yea!... But hey there's a lot of people, watch out for snowbirds!

(5mins later)Stranger- Hey can I get a line?

Man 1- f**k off you snowbird!
by Kyle The Curious October 22, 2013
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Snowbirds

Firstly: The BEST airshow demonstration team IN THE WORLD!! The Canadian Snowbirds are regarded by most as the best demo team in the world. Out scoring ALL of the bloody American teams because they suck, CANADIANS ROCK!!!

Secondly:An old person that gose south to avoid the cold. Only in America, not in Canada, so go deal with them your own way dammit!
I went to an airshow where the CAF Snowbirds were preforming, and they totally out did the damn American Blue Angels!
by Minority September 22, 2006
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Snowbird

A term usually reserved for a female drug addict, or someone who is seriously strung out on coke.
Audrina: Girl, guess who I ran into the other day?

Norelle: Who?

Audrina: Lisa, and honey, she looked BAD girl.

Norelle: Well, you KNOW she's a Snowbird

Audrina: Snowbird?

Norelle: A Cokehead honey...

Audrina: Girl, stop.

Norelle: Mmmhmm.
by Fox Major March 30, 2009
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Snowbirds

People that come from the wintery weather down to the sunshine & warmth.
You know the ones of us so called "snowbirds" that help feed your economy!!!
by Maggie1111 May 12, 2009
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alaskan snowbird

having intercourse with a girl on a beach (preferred white sand) and you pull it out before climax and stick er right back in thur.
Sara was not impressed when Donald pulled the ol' Alaskan snowbird on her.
by majormagoo January 18, 2009
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snowling

Adam and Demi love to go snowling!
by loldem February 23, 2010
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