Smooch Plates

A childish version of the vagina.

Gee, would'nt you like to stick your cock in her smooch plates.

by Puddi.... December 17, 2008

Smuchies

The act of giving someone a smuch

I want to give you muchas grandes smuchies

by Jimmy Brongus May 23, 2014

Tool Smoocher

One who sucks dick with aplomb. Generally reserved for men who are behaving like bitches.

Man....if that guy climbs any farther up the bosses ass he's gonna get lost, He's such a fuckin tool smoocher.

by rooster14 August 19, 2008

Sock Smooch

When on the bottom of a 69 with a female who has been previously " Pink Socked " and her butthole starts pushing out and uou get worried that its goona keep coming out to the point it gives you a kiss on the forehead.

We were 69ing and her butthole pushed out and " Sock Smooched" me right on the forehead.

by SoggyBottomz July 14, 2015

Sailor smooch

When you have cum on your moustache and then make out with your partner.

Oh baby get up here and give me a sailor smooch, before it dries in my moustache

by King sailor smoocher 6969 ; p June 4, 2018

Smuched

1. Another word for smashed or mushed, made by a drunk girl on new years eve.
2. Drunk

1. One time i saw a smuched cat
2. I was so smuched after all of flip cup I played.

by im aWESome. April 12, 2010

shouche

an anal douche. a shit douche. Giving yourself an enema before getting fucked in the the ass. A cute way to say your going to wash your asshole.

Before you fuck my butt, I should probably shouche.

by macdave187 October 6, 2011