smog day

A day when schools close because of smog or air pollution.

I'm so excited! The government just declared tomorrow a smog day! I'm going to play video games all day!

by Don'tKillBill January 30, 2019

Smog

Just a tinny fuckin bit. Minimal or minuscule

I just need a smog bit more of positivity form you Jennifer

by CozySav March 2, 2021

smog on the hog

Slang for an instance in which flatulence occurs upon the male genitalia, typically during sexual intercourse.

"Dude, I hooked up with Jessica last night."
"Right after the bean-eating contest?"
"Yeah bro, there was a lotta smog on the hog."

by BenjaminOneGraves April 26, 2022

Smog Log

A greasy turd.

Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.

I took a fat Smog Log

by JustaStoner January 13, 2020

Smogged

The act of causing a chat to abruptly end and linger for an extreme amount of time.

The bird is black.

The duck is yellow.

The black bird reproduced with yellow duck and made fried chicken. (Smogged)

by Smoggysasquatch January 13, 2023

Los Angeles Smog Pump

When a woman gives a wet handjob on the top floor of a sky scraper in LA and finishes him over the edge.

Debbie gave Brad a Los Angeles smog pump 2 times last week and once today, the aftermath landed on 6 people!!!

by transamguy December 17, 2012

Smogging

The act of exhaling sharply on male gentials, especially when one has bad breath.

Man this girl was smogging me so much last night!

by GenralGrafef June 18, 2021