skip-it

the fun toy of a ball on a long plastic string, that you put on your ankle and hop over everytime it comes around, until you trip and fall on your face.

Golly gee this skip-it keeps me hopping for hours!

by kangaroopoo October 30, 2007

Skip Bayless

Annoying ESPN talking head who has only stepped into a locker room to leer at thick black cock. Has absolutely no credibility due to the fact that most of his arguments contain no facts. Is known to hate LeBron James, T.O, and now Aaron Rodgers, the most. Does daily show on ESPN2, "First take," in which he spews his horse shit.

Rational Person 1: "Skip Bayless said Tebow is better than Rodgers, can you believe that?!"
Rational Person 2: "I hope he gets larynx cancer."

by YourGirlMyHouse November 25, 2011

Skip like milk knilk

Skip like milk knilk means that someone has done you wrong or dirty. Or when you have been left in a situation feelin "sour" over the outcome.

Man, your bitch didnt call u back again? You got SKIP LIKE MILK KNILK

OR

We jakked them fools and the police never even seen us when they came. They all just got SKIP LIKE MILK KNILK

by beenrobin702 March 28, 2014

Skip-genes

Skip-genes: a situation where someone's child posesses much greater brains, talent or looks than their parent(s). Suggesting a relative in previous generations had these qualities that this parent lacks.

Wow, your kid is really good looking and you aren't, skip-genes?

by Speedbiker November 7, 2019

Skip Bayless

Professional LeBron James hater.

Skip Bayless is a retard.

by Erikatron May 16, 2020

skip to my lou

Rafer Alston aka Skip To My Lou is a street baller who blew up in Rucker Park. His nickname comes from when he skips when dribbling the ball. Currently plays for the Houston Rockets.

Guy 1:Yo did you know i got Rafer Alstons signature?

Guy 2:Who is that?

Guy 1:Skip to my lou

Guy 2:Oh....

by boriqua8891 April 1, 2008

skip dick

Skip dick is when one's penis smells like the brand of crisps "Skips"

Jane: Wow Michael had really bad skip dick last night, might have to break up with him.
John: Hahahahaha that is grim blad

by TheGuyThatKnows July 8, 2016